Tuesday, March 4, 2025

From The Stupid Files: Y7, W2

Day 3: Rain, mid-60s; 60t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Austin

Loaders:  Vince and Jax 

1) Customer asked where the hand soap and Kleenex was; told her it was Aisle 1, where she'd obviously already been, having paper towels and cleaning supplies in her cart.

2) I set up a delivery for Wed, w/o consulting the Delivery email.....no deliveries tomorrow....OOPS!

3) Recognized one of my last customers from the mug shot I'd seen on FB. Thought privately, maybe he'd made bail?

4) There was a turtle that refused to release.  Cut it off the box, then finally it gave way.

Outfit:  Lavander sweater, black vest, faded jeggings, silver spirals 


Day 4: Rain/snow mix, 30s 56 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Austin

Loaders:  Vince and Joe

1) Customer pretended not to understand English; then I couldn't speak!  He also returned two more times.  Once to return items, then realized he needed to buy them back.

2) Despite the cold, rain/snow mix, I saw a woman wearing flip-flops....geez....

3) Customer left an item, said he needed to go get more $$.  Never returned.

4) T was 'fairly certain' she let 2 cabinets walk out....I also discounted paint when customer complained.

5) Asked ASM Shan how the walk through went; turns out it's tomorrow.

6) Accidentally left my phone on the charger.  HC Austin called Shan to let me back in the store.

Outfit:  Red hooded sweater, white turtleneck, faded jeggings, blue fingerless gloves, red crochet headband, silver chains.

Am off the next 2 days:)  Mom has appointments both Thurs and Fri.



Day 5:  Rare Sat


Day 6:  Rare Sun 

Sunday, March 2, 2025

March Goals

For a short month, February seemed to drag.  Anyone else feel that way?  Didn't get a lot accomplished, due to the fact I only worked 12/28 days, and spent the others on the couch, curled up with the dogs and a good book, or watching TV.

-Lose 5 lbs (beginning 245)

-Do well at Creative Market  Sold 3:)

-Take record player back to Brown House Check:)

-Do well at Saluki Con Sold 2.....rainy day

-Start getting Sara's room cleaned up Not yet

-Buy new soap dish and toilet roll holder for MBa Not yet

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa Waiting for warmer weather

-Make appt with foot dr about my right leg Not yet

-Add words to Heart Song Check!  Halfway through Ch 9

-Pay editor ($150) Not yet

-Add words to new fairy story Check!  Got backstory accomplished

-Buy BP machine Not yet

-Pay for SI Con Talked to organizers; I can pay day of:)

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills CC, yes.

-Read 6 books Check:)  Read 13

-Finish current e-book Check:)



 Books Read:  13

            Print:  8

        E-book:  5

             DNF:  6


2025 Events:

March 14-15th:  Indy Comic Con, panelist (free, just parking fees)

March 22nd:  SI Con, Benton, Il ($60)

March 29th:  Big River Comic Con, Hannibal, MO (Pd 1/15)

April 3-4th:  GSH Vendor Fair ($50)

April 5th:  Bartholomew Co Comic Con (free!)

April 26th: Indy Author Event (volunteer???) Local Craft Fair???? ($25)

June 13-15th:  Superman Celebration, Metropolis, Il ($100)

June 21st:  Farmer's Market ($15) and Pride (donation)

July 20-22nd:  Imaginarium, Louisville, Ky (Pd 9/12)

Aug:  Watermelon Fest ($60 due by 7/18)

Aug:  CCC ($25 due 6/15)

Aug:  Geek Con, Evansville Museum, Evansville, In ($40)

Sept 19-20th:  Cil-Con, Effingham, Il (Pd 12/29)

Sept 27th:  Book Nook Book Fair, Peoria, Il ($75 Pd 12/27)

Nov 12-16th:  ICGAHS ($700-making payments)


2026 Events:

April 11th:  Dreaming Dirty In Michigan (Pd $60; still owe $120)


March Goals:

-Lose 5 lbs (beginning 245)

-Have fun at ICC (panelist)

-Do well at SI Con

-Do well at BRC

-Start getting Sara's room cleaned up 

-Buy new soap dish and toilet roll holder for MBa 

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa 

-Make appt with foot dr about my right leg 

-Finish Ch 9 of Heart Song 

-Pay editor ($150) 

-Add words to new fairy story

-Buy BP machine 

-Pay for Geek Con ($40)

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills

-Read 6 books 

-Finish current e-book 


March Reading Schedule:

Ms Demeanor-Eleanor Lipton
Spare-Prince Harry
Down the Rabbit Hole of Narcissism-Natalie Mosely Klenotic
Loving Out Loud-Michael DeCamp
When My Heart Speaks-Steven Petty
Women of the Bible Speak-Shannon Bream
Yesterday's News-Katie Cawood
Wreck The Halls-Tessa Bailey
Someone Else's Shoes-Jojo Moyes
Moonshine Review-Barbara Evers, et al
Pieces of Her-Barbara Evers
Same Time Next Summer-Annabel Monaghan
The Choice-Anne Greene (misplaced??)
Louise Penney book
A Quiet Strength-Janette Oke
Valley of the Shaman-Arlen Andrews
Joyful Poems For Children-James Whitcomb Riley
I Heard God Laugh-Matthew Kelly
Life Is Messy-Matthew Kelly
Franklin and Eleanor
-20

E-book:
Fisher Of Men-Phoebe Alexander
Sharing You-Molly McAdams
Switched-Cassie Mills
His Brother's Baby-Blanche Merriott
Hunted-Jill Kaelin
Isn't She Lovely-Lauren Layne
Logan's Lessons-Tonya Ramagos
Enemies On Tap-Avery Flynn
The Fake Holdiay Romance-Tawdra Kandle
Fooling Around With Cinderella-Stacy Juba
A Game Of Gossip-Sandra Sookoo
Two-Bit Wizard-Keith Thompson
This Is Not The Story You Think It Is-Laura Munson
The Stanhope Challenge-Cerise Deland 
Dark Side of Disney-Leonard Kinsey

TBB (on wish list-was tired of not finding them!)
The Marriage Bargain-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Trap-Jennifer Probst (2013-$15)
The Marriage Mistake-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Merger-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
Into Thin Air-Jon Krakauer (2013-$15)
The Cookbook Collection-Allegra Goodman (2013-$11)
The Girfriend-Abigail Barnett
The Summer Without Her (Men???)-Siri Hustvedt
Searching For Someday-Jennifer Probst (2014-$8)
Hard As You Can-Laura Kay (2014-$9)
The Year of Living Biblically-A.J. Jacobs (2014-$15)
Retaliation-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10)
Accused-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10) 
Romulus-Marilyn Campbell ($5)
Gaslight Chronicles-Cindy Spencer Pape ($8)
So Far Away-Dakota Madison, et al
Defending Devon-Shannon West
Love Realized-Melanie Codina
Love Resisted-Melanie Codina
Assumptions-Melanie Codina
One The Run-Jade C. Jamison
Decker-AD Ellis
Sawyer-AD Ellis
Twins-RG Miller
Saving Sarah-Nan Reinhart
Monster Among The Rose-Linda Kage
A Life Before-Julien Ayotta
Flower of Heaven-Julien Ayotta
Dangerous Bloodlines-Julien Ayotta
Dare To Love-Sandy Sullivan
If I Fall-Lydia Michaels ($5)
If You Want Me-Tara Mills
Tomorrow-Samantha Kane
Backdoor Billionaire's Bride-Roz Lee (2019-$5)
The Play-Tawdra Kandle

Thursday, February 27, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W52

 Day 203: Warmer, 50s; 89 t/a

I'm going to start something different from now on; for the past 6 years, I've detailed my day and my routine is fairly consistent.  So Year 7 is going to document the Stupid Files, the idiotic things I see every day.

From The Stupid Files....

A) At first, wasn't sure Loader Vince was going to show; turns out he doesn't get out of class on Thursdays until 6pm.

b) At 5, I had a customer needing several o/r; finally DS Ian showed up, then left before we realized there was one more.  I was able to hop on #2 while we waited.

c) Customer admitted she 'didn't want to bother me' to let me know she needed help in drywall.  She'd gone down to CS! Duh....that's my JOB, lady!

d) Had a customer put out b/c we don't price match our own website.

e) Had a hearing-challenged customer trying to buy plywood, but was having trouble communicating.  Ended up calling Loader Vince to go help him and get me the item number!

f) Brent was going to have Loader Vince help push his two doors all the way to his car.  I told him to go get his truck and pull it under the canopy. So he did; I locked the doors, and when we saw him pull up, HC Austin opened the large door.  I wanted to see if he was going to try to come in the side door, lol!

g) When I arrived, there was a delicious yellow cake with chocolate fudge frosting. I took a tiny slice, and I'm glad I did, for when I arrived at 7 for my break, it was all gone....and a note was written on a plate:  "By all means, take the last slice and leave the cleanup for someone else...."

Outfit:  B/W poncho, white tunic, faded jeggings, small gold hoops


Year 7, Day 1: Windy, high 60s, 100 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC Austin and Kait

Loaders Vince and Joe

First of all, there's a shopping boycott today, on the Liberal side, so I was hoping for a nice, slow shift. 

Nope.

From The Stupid Files....

1) Customer tried to pay with his phone, but couldn't get it to 'take', so had to go get his wallet.

2) Customer brought items from clearance; I thought we had to discount them more.  Wrong....

3) Customer came to pick up item; sent him to CS. Turned out DS Ian had set them aside, but turned out to be the wrong one, and he went to get it himself.

4)  Customer said they had checked out up front, but didn't have a receipt or email.  Flagged down Bright, who told me their cart was invoiced.  Punched in their # and it came up....$1400!

Returned items to Plumbing, Tools, and Electrical.  Clocked out at 9:20.

Outfit:  Black tunic, yellow plaid vest, faded jeggings, thin gold hoops


Day 2:  Rare Sun Cold, 30s, 75 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC: Austin

Loaders: Vince and Jax

From The Stupid Files.....

1) I accidentally 'bullied' Syd into giving me #1.  I'd forgotten she was on it after Amy left.

2) Had 2 customers at close, AFTER HC Austin cleaned me out.  Got to use the new scanners on Pro Jeremy's register:)

3) Went to break at 5:15 and when I returned, my back began hurting.

4) We were all set to clock out when ASM Alex asked us to zone Aisle 1, the HC Austin discovered a safety hazard in topstock in Tools:  A large box stacked precariously on top of a smaller one.  OOPS!

Sunday, February 23, 2025

I Am NOT A 'Trad Wife'

 I'm having an issue with this article.

I happened upon it while waiting for the Spousal Unit to finish watching Superman so we could go grocery shopping.  Yeah, I know that sounds cliche, but just hear me out.

Here's my issue:  "Generally, a trad wife is someone who lives a family life with more traditional gender roles. They are usually stay-at-home moms who spend their days cooking, cleaning, and waiting to greet their partners like a 1950s pin-up housewife.  These women are largely evangelical Christians or Mormons who put God and the bible at the forefront of their decision to be subservient, or conservative women who herald their lifestyle as idyllic and tranquil."

It also goes on to say that people on a Certain Social Media outlet have seen their posts go viral for posting their 'perfect' Trad Wife image, you know, the June Cleaver-type of the 50s, where women supposedly cleaned their houses wearing dresses and pearls.  Used no birth control, and would faint at the word 'abortion'.

That's not me.

I grew up in a two-income household, and always 'assumed' my way of life would be the same.  Hubby and I would both work, and we would either go out to dinner, or I'd throw together a meal when I got home from work, or conveniently let the slow-cooker do all the work.

Didn't. Quite. Happen.

I married a man who worked 18 hours day, and when we ended up pregnant with Child #1, I was still looking for a job, and waitressing on the weekends.  I brought in maybe $200 each week, and wanted a job during M-F where I'd make upwards of $500 per week.  Which, back in 1991, was still 'big money' to me.

We did the math for daycare for the day when said child was 3 months old, and got a RUDE awakening.  To afford daycare for our precious child, it would take my entire paycheck and $20 of his.

So why the hell was I working?  We decided not to have strangers raising our child, and I became a Domestic Engineer, something I'd never intended to do.

I'll admit it; it took me 5 years to embrace the concept. I'd lost my identity; I was no longer Molly (insert real last name), social worker/DST/(insert whatever career choice at the time), but 'Kyle's Mom'...'Dan's Wife'.  Ugh.

We'd get together with neighbors, new acquaintances, and the minute someone asked 'what do you do?' and I'd answer 'stay-at-home mom', they'd get this LOOK on their face and suddenly leave to go find someone more 'interesting' to talk to.

Yes, it was humiliating. 

But then I went back to writing.  And by the time Child #2 arrived, I'd written 3 books.  By this time, hubby and I had decided I'd re-enter the workforce after Child #2 was in Kindergarten.  We bought a house in the country; I enjoyed being involved with the school and the community. 

Well, at least SOME of the community.  Our neighborhood women took issue with our ideas about parenting and pets, but I adapted.  For instance, I grew up in a neighborhood where dogs ran wild and were NOT penned up all day long.  These people had brought their city rules to the COUNTRY, and expected everyone to tie up their furbabies, or put them in kennels.  So we did, until part of the yard was fenced in.  My lab, however, learned she was able to jump the 4' fence and regularly went to visit a fellow lab across the street.  This was not objected to, as long as the others were still penned up. (We had a Norwegian Elkhound and a German Shepherd also).

After being involved with Little League Baseball, I quickly learned our neighborhood was NOT a representation of the community at large!

So by the time Child #2 was in school, a) we had access to the Internet; b) I discovered I enjoyed spending the hours between 9-2 writing; and c) I had ZERO desire to re-enter the workforce.  For one thing, it would mean at least an hour's commute one-way, and I'd have to drive down several hills in the wintertime.

I hate driving in snow and ice, but at least in town, the roads are plowed.  Out in the country?  Oh hell no! The first year we lived in our house, a snowstorm occurred while we were in town, and my car slid into the ditch twice, then reached halfway up the hill and threatened to slide back down. Fortunately, a neighbor was behind me and towed me up the hill.  Why would I want to take that chance twice a day? Nothankyouverymuch.....

Anyway,,,,LIFE happened, and in 2004, I gave birth to Child #3.  Financially, we were in a bad place, and my hubby's mother was in frail health, so we made the decision to move to our current town. I found someone to watch my 2 y/o and conducted a job search. Unfortunately, I was either Over-Qualified or Under-Qualified for everything I applied for, so decided to give it up and raise my toddler, shuttle my teenagers to and from school, and keep writing.  And it paid off; we had DSL internet by now, and I was able to finally connect with other writers.

SIDEBAR:  Through the years, I've also been approached by well-meaning others who have tried to get me involved in MLM schemes 'so you'll have something to do all day'.

You mean....BESIDES the Flylady cleaning schedule I followed, the 5+hours I spent writing, the evening TV shows I watched, besides the early morning news program (the TV was turned OFF (1999-2006 and 2008-12 from 9-4; I had to learn to write while Bob The Builder was on TV, ha ha!); the weekly grocery shopping; the daily cooking (we could only afford to eat out once or twice a week); and attending my teenager's scout meetings, football games, and any other extra-curricular activities I might have to take them to? 

Just writing that made me tired.....

This make shock you.  I'm actually Pro-Choice.  I believe in the Women's Right To Choose.  I CHOSE to have Child #3 (though I admit....the alternative DID cross my mind...).  I CHOSE to have Child #1, despite thinking we weren't quite ready.

Would I actually go through with it? Probably not.  I saw the videos in college, so I know what goes on. But that does NOT give me the right to frown on someone else's CHOICE.

"But it's murder....it's morally WRONG!"

I know.  Again, it's not MY body; it's HERS.

I'm also against the trans-movement, but I support my friends who go that route.  

I'm also a Conservative Christian who frowns on homosexuality. But I have close friends who lean that way.  Do I judge them? No. I love my friends, and even wrote a bi-curious book based on one of them. Why? Her story needed to be told, even though my parents were not happy I wrote it.

Social Media Is A Mental Health Crisis???? 1-2-2024

 Okay; I admit, this threw me for a loop when I saw it on the news this morning, but then I paused.

I have phases where I'm slightly addicted to my FB feed....or scrolling through Twitter, or even IG.  I get bored or have too many eye-rolling moments, I shut it down and go do something else.  But then again, I'm 58 years old.  If I'd been 40 years younger.....might have been a different story.

Teenagers (most of them) aren't emotionally equipped to handle rejection/bullying. Truth be told, I don't even like it.  Hell, 14 years ago when I joined social media, I made some blunders, stewed about it, got angry at people who dared criticize me, and even bent over backward to rectify the situation. It took me another 5 or so years to learn to keep my fingers quiet on certain hot button issues, even when I'd post them in the middle of the night!  I lost FB friends, received PMs about how dare I express MY OPINION on my own page (gasp....can you imagine what might have happened if I'd posted it on someone's WALL?  Yes, I'm being sarcastic.,...); and even beat myself up over it.

Now I'm over it.

Yes, I like to be included in drama, as long as it's directed at someone else.  I'll find an interesting discussion and lurk, then come here and post my view.

But I digress.

The question should be, at what age should we allow our kids onto social media?  I allowed it at 14, but monitored my kids activities, until they joined SnapChat or some other obscure site.  I saw my oldest post some questionable content during his 1st year of college....I started to call him out, but then stopped myself. I didn't want him to block me, so any time I took issue with something he posted, I'd PM him quietly, just a 'are you sure you want to post that?' statement.  Sometimes he'd delete it; sometimes he'd keep it.  BUT HE NEVER BLOCKED ME.

To my knowledge, none of my kids have experienced bullying on social media.  But there are others out there who can't handle the pressure.  So yeah, I get why those in the media are calling it a Mental Health Crisis.

When the pandemic hit, a friend began broadcasting on YouTube, and soon he had a small group of loyal listeners who would pop in and comment. The show grew from an hour to 90 mins to 2 hours to nearly 3!  He'd do this three times a week, and we could keep in touch.

I don't have the gift of gab, so I will NOT be doing this.  I'm better in writing than on camera!

Yes, it drove my husband crazy,  It still does.  But it was a way to connect while social distancing.

So what's your opinion?

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W51

Day 199: Cold, snowy, teens; 55 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem, who promptly pulled out the $20 bills, wrapped all but 5, then closed her drawer! Fortunately, HC Austin was there to open it back up.  Things were slow; did prelim duties at 4:30.  Customer asked for 'Mrs. Gonzales'....Pro Zach and I looked puzzled, then realized she meant Pro Kathy!  I paged her, and customer was taken care of. Did my AP4Me, LU, and Active Shooter training. Dawson sent me to lunch at 6:30, and when I returned, it was still slow.  Loader Vince and I brainstormed ideas for his speech tomorrow (settled on CPR) and talked amusement parks. Pulled trash at 8. Sanitized the coffee bar and locked the doors at 9. HC Austin cleaned me out; Loader Vince brought in the concrete and took the trash to the hopper; I returned items to Plumbing, Electrical; Fashion Bath; Paint; and Hardware. Put up my vest and clocked out at 9:20.  D took me to Denny's for a late snack.

From The Stupid Files.....

1) I asked customer for PO; couldn't understand if he said 'Mill' or 'Middle'....turned out to be 'Miller'.

2) Customer wore flip-flops (or slides) and no socks, in this snow. *eye roll*

3) Final customer was a Pro; he had nearly $1400. I told him to get another $150 so he'd qualify for VSP.  Forgot about the fact we'd discounted a vanity from $700 down to $300; VSP refused, and his total was over $1600.  Apologized and he went on his merry way.

Outfit:  Ash gray IN sweatshirt, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, small gold hoops


Day 200: Cold, snowy, teens; 65 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem, then stood around for 2 hours and rang up maybe 10 customers at most. At 5, I did the prelim duties, my LU and my Data Safety training. Was busy until 6:15, then things slowed. Ivree sent me to break at 6:20, and when I returned, swept the floor, mucked the mats, and fronted the soda. Pulled trash at 7:30, and final customer left at closing. HC Austin cleaned me out; I locked the doors and took the trash to the hopper. Returned items to Electrical and Fashion Bath, then clocked out at 9:20.

From The Stupid Files....

1) Woman claimed she'd forgotten her iron elbow, and after getting it, I checked the receipt to make sure she'd gotten the correct one....only she hadn't paid for one. So she did, thanked me, and went on her merry way.

2) Loader Joe was a NCNS.  Hope he's all right.

3) Customer needed ME to call his office to do a phone sale.

4) Customer tried to use his LAR; turned out he went over his limit. So he paid the $200, then everything went through. Then he discovered he'd not been given his tub, so ended up returning the surround and a cabinet while Loader Vince got his correct tub.

Outfit:  Blue Cozy Sweater sweatshirt, white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, snowflakes.


Day 201:  Cold, teens, 71 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem, and was slightly busy. Theresa sent me to lunch at 5:15 and when I returned, did my LU and began sweeping. Mucked the mats. Sanitized the coffee bar and the registers.  At 7:30, pulled trash, then discovered the bag leaking and had to mop up cold coffee. Final customer left at 8:55. Locked the doors; Loader Jax brought in the concrete and took my trash to the hopper.  HC Austin cleaned me out. Returned items to Plumbing and Flooring. Put up my vest and Robin and I zoned Aisle 10. Clocked out at 9:30.

From the Stupid Files.....

My 1st customer tried to pay with his card, but the computer and pin pad weren't communicating. Shut down #1 and hopped on #2; everything went fine. Ended up staying on #2 for about 30 mins.

Customer wanted to file a complaint against the delivery; the truck got stuck in his yard and messed it up.

Outfit:  Dark gray IN sweatshirt, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, large zirconians

Off until Sunday!


Day 202:  Rare Sun Warmer, high 40s; 76 t/a

Arrived and took over for Amy. Wasn't too busy the 1st hour; Sydney was with me and we traded off. She left at 4 and I was slammed for 30 mins. Did my LU and fronted the soda and did the prelim duties. HC Kay sent me to break at 6:30 and when I returned, pulled trash and spot-swept. Sanitized the coffee bar. Final customer left at 8 and locked the doors behind them.  Loader Vince took my trash and brought in the concrete. HC Kay cleaned me out; returned items to Plumbing and Hardware. Clocked out at 8:30.

From The Stupid Files.....

The scanner refused to scan the QR codes from the phones; in one instance, had to move over to #2 for it to work.

When I returned from break, a customer had 13 curtain rods. For whatever reason, I couldn't count and we had to double-check two more times to make sure I'd gotten the correct count.

Found out new HC Sonjia isn't really paying attention to her new duties; she's stressing Kay and Chris out; see what happens this week when she shadows DS Keri!  According to Kay, she was following Pro Jeremy around like a lost puppy dog.

Loader Con's final day is Tues.  Sniff....I'm gonna miss that kid.....

Monday, February 17, 2025

Saluki Con Recap

 Drove over in steady rain, and I'm VERY thankful this venue has a covered loading dock.  Sure, the hard part is putting everything on the dock, climbing the short stairs, then putting it all back in my wagon and navigating the antiquated elevator.  Thankfully, there was a cheerful volunteer who took me up and down, then showed me how to do it myself, since I had a 2nd trip.  Managed to park the car in a close parking space, then commenced setting up my table.

I was very close to my Con-Son, Todd, and right next to my friend and poet Jessica, and also right next to Katie and Matt, organizers of SI Con (who, very nicely are allowing me to pay the day I arrive, providing I have it by then!).

I also talked to the Burg Comics guy (blanking on name....Scott?) about Super Con during Superman Celebration, in case I don't get accepted to Artist Alley again, and he assured my I'd be welcome back, and to look for an email by the end of the month.

Saw Lonnie and Jessica Johnson, and was reacquainted with their daughter Tessa.  Lonnie even has a brand new Superman suit, and it looks great!

Chatted with the PA of another romance author, and was blown away by the fact her books were only $5. Tried to buy one, but kept missing her. I did leave my card at her table, and took one of hers. I'll have to reach out and see if we'll be at any upcoming events together.

Sales-wise, it was rather dismal. Sold one copy of Hotel Stories and another of the sample chapter one. Several were interested, but since the whole thing is due to release soon, they said they'd wait.  I also felt as if I was in another 'black hole'....people would talk to Jessica, bypass me and go either across the aisle to the keychains and dish towels or skip over me to visit Matt and Katie's booth.  Needless to say, I DID hand out a lot of cards, talk to everyone who asked about my books, and handed out a lot of the sneak peeks.

Began packing up at 4:15, since the Sean Astin speaking event was happening at 5:15, and I had to drive home. Got everything loaded into the car by 5, and kept trying to catch the other author, even going back upstairs after I had everything loaded in the car, but to no avail. I then plugged the Shyrock Auditorium into my GPS (was told it was north of where I was, with a gigantic red dome....not easy to miss, right?), and headed off.....but didn't find it. Not even a large arrangement of cars to tip me off I was in the correct place. I flagged down 2 girls and asked if they knew where it was, but they barely spoke English and said no.  So I proceeded to drive off......and got lost. Pulled over, punched in Arby's in Marion, and went on my merry, but grumpy way.

Ate dinner at Arby's in Marion, Il, then said a prayer for safety, and headed home.

From talking to other vendors, the main complaint was the rain and the fact the event was early in the year, and people were keeping a tight rein on their money, due to election and all the changes.  So hopefully in March, people will have their tax refunds and be in a spending mood again.

Monday, February 10, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W50

 Day 195: Cold, mid 30s; 66 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem. 1st customer had 3 carts, and took me 40 mins to ring it all up. Did the prelim duties. At 5, did my LU and AP4Me. HC Austin sent me to lunch at 6:30.  Returned and swept, pulled trash at 7:30. Mucked the mats, santized the coffee bar. Final customer had 2 carts. Locked the doors at 8:55; Loader Joe took my trash and brought in the concrete. Returned items to Aisle 50, Plumbing, and Electrical.  Put up my vest and clocked out at 9:20.

From the Stupid Files.....

-Customer A told me they were a Pro customer, and as we were trying to get them over the $1500 mark (only needed $120 more!), Pro Kathy pointed out he was a MLRW customer, not Pro.  Thankfully, he agreed to convert his account, so it all worked out.

-Customer B told me he had an LCA account, but the phone # didn't match.  So I clicked the LBA and it worked. Customer then looked confused as to why he didn't need to swipe his card!  "Ummm....you TOLD me you had the LCA, but it wasn't found, so I tried the LBA and there it was!"

Outfit:  Blue Whitehorse sweatshirt, dark jeggings, small textured gold hoops

Off tomorrow, unless I get called in.


Day 196: Rain, mid 30s; 66 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem; was slow. Did my LU; prelim duties at 5; went to lunch at 6:50; pulled trash at 8; sanitized the coffee bar and the top of the Pepsi cooler; swept; mucked the mats; swept the concrete dust from the concrete boards; locked the doors at 8:55.  HC Kay cleaned me out; Loader Joe took the trash and Loader Jax brought in the concrete. Returned items to Electrical and Hardware. Clocked out at 9:20.

From the Stupid Files.....

1) Was having issues counting.  Customer had 6 2x4s; I counted 4, then 5, then 6.

2) Customer had three carts, and expanded to 4 by the time we were finished.  Did manage to save him 22% by running it through VSP.

Outfit:  Red turtleneck blouse, new dark jeggings, crystal teardrops


Day 197: Sunny, cold, 30s; 79 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem, and was introduced to Sarah, a new trainee in LG. She was with me for 30 mins, and things were slow. ASM Ian gave me the last 3 macrons he'd brought back from Fla, then things picked up. At 5, Theresa sent me to lunch. When I returned, did the prelim duties and LU. Swept, sanitized the coffee bar and registers, mucked all the mats. At 7:30, pulled trash. At 8:30, sanitized the counters. Final customer left at 9. Loader Jax brought in the concrete and took my trash to the hopper. Returned items to Tools and Aisle 1.  Helped rearrange the wheeled carts and clocked out at 9:45.

From The Stupid Files.....

Loader Jax. While I'm proud of him for getting his forklift license and being more proactive with the Code 50s and helping customers, he asked me three times about the plywood thickness.

I also had a customer looking for Luan for their floors; I called Brent and asked him to help them out, which they did.

Outfit: Black baby cable sweater, white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, silver spirals

Off tomorrow and the weekend for Saluki Con!  Yearly meeting is Sunday at 6:30am....yuck.


Day 198:  Yearly Meeting:

5am:  D asks me, "What time is your meeting?  Be careful out there; thick fog."

5:45:  My alarm goes off; I look out the window. "Fog, my ass!  That's SNOW!"

Left the house around 6, started the car, cleared my windows, and took off carefully.  Was halfway to Hart St before I discovered I was actually driving right down the center of 2nd St.

Sat with Adrianne, and drank 2 cups of chocolate milk. Ate a few strawberries and 2 biscuits.  Matt honored the Million Dollar club (Matt T, the Pro Team, Brea); HC Kait received the 'Team Player' award, as did Brighton; Pro Jeremy got the top sales leader and credit award.  Discovered we WILL be getting our bonuses in March! (Gee, thank you so much Marvin, for handing those out....guess you or SOMEONE's been paying attention to the social media gripes???)  Our door prizes are delayed, due to shipping, so we'll get those later, though Mark made two tables. Nellie won the 1st one and (drum roll) I won the 2nd!  Just what I didn't need; another table.  But it's Ramsay-height, so eventually we'll bring it in and he can play with his toys on it.  Or eat snacks.  Same for Belle and Olivia.


Let's Talk Super Bowl IX

 Pregame Show:

Absolutely LOVED the 'Patman' commercial!

Travis Kelsie:  "My g/f says it's a brand new era, and put it on my friendship bracelet!" (holds up a T-Swift bracelet)....then later, two guys activate the 'Patman' light, then ask if he has any extra tickets!

According to reports, TS was 'booed' while POTUS was 'cheered'....I didn't see any evidence of either.

I don't know who Ledisi is, but I applauded the use of area HS choir student having the opportunity to sing on the Super Bowl stage!

Lady Gaga looked better than she did at the Grammy's, or even later in the stands.  Is it her makeup? Hair? Did she have a botched face lift?  Ugh.

When the marching band took the stage, why were some in the stands instead of on the field?  And when they showed the 'all girl brass line' (kudos, btw...), one of the trumpets looked as if she was faking it....or the camera just happened to catch her when her part was over, and she was taking a breath????

Still not sure how to pronounce Saquon's name.....Say-Con or Say-Quan?  Sometimes it sounds like both, though when I looked it up, it's the latter.

Jon Hamm introduced the Chiefs and Bradley Cooper and child introduced the 'E-A-G-L-E-S!" I joked I was glad he could spell!

A jazzy America The Beautiful by Lauren Daigle and Trombone Shorty.  Interesting, but then again, we ARE in NOLA!

I've NEVER seen a color guard out of step! Miscount?  Yes, it's noisy.....but YIKES!

John Baptiste and a jazzy Nat'l Anthem.....and NO ONE TOOK A KNEE!!!!!  (at least, they didn't show it on TV)

Coin Toss:  Won by Chiefs, who opted to receive:)  LOVED the Stitch On The Field commercial!!!

Was that Tom Cruise?  And they're already doing a live action How To Train Your Dragon???  Is Disney out of ideas already???

Loved the Cancer, We're Gonna Knock You Out!  Eugene Levy's eyebrows for Lil' Caesar's crazy puffs!  Brilliant!  Who was in the cruise one with Drew Barrymore?

Game:

Jalen Hurts and the Philly Eagles showed up and spanked Patrick Mahomes and the KC Chiefs.

Rather symbolic, if you think of their mascots, lol.....

Yes, each had controversial penalties...Philly had a face mask incident, while Chiefs had a blatent holding.....but Chiefs couldn't hardly get a 1st down!  The Philly defense shut 'em down! Then Chiefs couldn't stop Philly's offensive line.

Halftime Score:  24-0, Philly

Now Let's Talk About That Halftime Show.

Things I Liked:

-No cursing

-No obscenity

-SZA's voice was amazing!  That girl can sing!  And she was dressed appropriately, no skin showing.

-I DID appreciate the fact the dancers were in the shape of a flag, and I understood the imagery

-I also liked Samuel Jackson playing the part of Uncle Sam.


Things I Didn't Like:

-I couldn't understand a word he was saying

-I didn't understand Uncle Sam's part

-Therefore, it was a little boring, but then again, it's not 'my' music, and Kendrick Lamar is not on any playlist of mine.....but I did watch it.

And then I woke up to this explanation:

"The biggest protest in Super Bowl history happened on the Stage tonight and folk screaming it's boring or trash because it went over their head! This what you didn't see.

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Then again the message is Blacks have always been here to entertain THEY (Who are not like us) so they aren't bored.
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They rather have Wayne up there high, who has backed Drake (The system) to push the agenda.
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The messages Kendrick just sent to America could not use Wayne.
It even started with the American Flag being built out of black people as America being built on the backs of black people.
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Before I mention how being cool in our culture has always been stolen, no matter how many people try to steal it, they not like us.
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WAS NOT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE.. IT WAS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THE MEDIA AND LABELS WHO CREATE DIVIDE. OK HERE GOES!
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It started with Dead Pres intro beat and flow "Bigger than Hiphop" I'll put the video in comments.
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First song: WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, IT MAKES ME DANCE (SQUABBLE UP). Puppet Strings of music making us dance vs pay attention.
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Uncle (Sam)uel L Jackson started it off with the rules of the game of historical White America America.
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Then Said when a bunch of blacks hanging out on the corner is too deep for the culture. Somebody gotta die. Deduct a life and create an environment to cancel each other out
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The Squid games start which symbolizes the rich killing the poor for entertainment. Hmm. Imagine rappers beefing and killing and the media benefitting from their deaths.
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The system allows Drake to push the Sexxxy Redd to taint the culture and empowers him
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The dancers in Red White & Blue representing the American flag. Been Dancing to the drums of the system. And we want entertainment and to be able to dance than be educated.
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The main Stage was a Playstation. Squid Game card 🔻🟥🔴️ and the system is a game designed to keep us dancing and imprisoned which is why it was in a prison yard.
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Protecting black women like Serena Williams after the disrespect from Drake
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Notice he brought out SZA as a black woman and she did not have to be half naked on display for the world letting her voice shine?
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And once again reminding the system of Drake and America "They (Plants) are Not Like Us" and can't infiltrate the culture.
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Game Over.. TV OFF. Been under their control. Revolution.
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Drake Been used to further sour the system and be a plant for the same system Malcolm X warned about from the music execs who own media and use it to divide us.
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This is bigger than rap! And women who feel disrespected should see it.
People who are tired of being divided should see it. Notice the American flag divided?
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But most of all, those who didn't have a lens to see it just shows the system has worked and you're the type it's been working on.
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Dude is the most creative genius in hiphop history.
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But go off. Maybe we can see more well respected entrepreeurs and family men leading for once.
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Here is the kicker: Look at your fb friends who say they wish it was more entertaining. Yeah, they were who it's been working on. The system rather keep you choosing entertainment over being educated
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Watch the first 10 secs of his rap. Dead Pres reference Bigger Than Hiphop. True Art!
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Rappers sent as plants to hurt us will no longer be tolerated. WE ARE WOKE. If you're mad at it please don't complain about being looked at a certain way.
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Because if you keep praising the entertainers who promote killing each other and degrading our women. I guess America will think it's OK too.
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Watch the comments fill up with "Nothing will change" from people who are ok waiting for it to change vs doing their part.
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The point he was making was... Come to this post in 24 hours and watch how many of us are fighting the message and messenger vs thinking of positive growth to move forward
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You don't expect shucking and jiving and twerking from an artist who was the only rapper ever to win a Pulitzer Prize. You appreciate ART. And Art is sometimes boring but changes cultures.
Them: We watch Super Bowl to be entertained
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Well it's 2025. The Super Bowl performance goes on Youtube and we can talk about it for weeks and hopefully lead to Unity and Change."

Second Half:
Chiefs didn't 'come alive' until the 3 min mark; it was 40-6 (the Chiefs DID manage to score a TD, but failed the 2-pt conversion); and Jalen and Co turned things over to the 2nd or 3rd string, so they could say they played. Chiefs scratched their way back to a score of 22, so the final wasn't a total blowout, losing 40-22.

But it begs the question.....were the Chiefs so arrogant they thought they'd just show up and win, or were they truly caught off guard by Philly doing their homework and being PREPARED to take down the Chiefs?

I don't blame Mahones and Kelsie feeling ashamed they could only break through the 2nd or 3rd string players. Patrick was spanked on Nat'l TV and humiliated in front of POTUS.

Commercials:
Doritos Tug of War....cute!
Didn't understand Cikul
Loved 'Seal' with Seal's face!
Wished I hadn't stepped away when they showed Eli beating Peyton at the Fandual game....loved the aftermath
Uber Eats: Football was invented to sell food! "Coach, do I really have to be called 'the refrigerator?"
Was that supposed to be Johnny Cash singing Personal Jesus? Ugh....
Loved the 3 Bears spoof for Dodge Ram!
Harry and Sally remake for mayo...cute!
Awwww....the colt for Budweiser!!
Lays!
Peyton and Bud Lite cul-de-sac!
Love the Meta ones....'you just ate a $2 million banana!"
Harrison Ford: "This Jeep makes me happy....even though my name is (whispers) Ford." Priceless!


News:
Since we no longer get the regular channels, I'll have to hope and pray they show us tomorrow about the aftermath, since all I'm seeing this morning are the Sunday speculations.

I was cheering on the Chiefs one last time (they're almost becoming the Tom Brady-era Pats), but at the same time, I LIKE Jalen Hurts. So wasn't mad about 'my team' losing....it was the WAY they lost. C'mon.....let them get a TD per quarter....you know you're going to score again, so throw them a bone?

I know.....that's not how the game is played.


Wednesday, February 5, 2025

February Goals

It's February!  I have a new laptop I'm getting used to again; after typing on an external, smaller keyboard, this takes some getting used to again.  How was my January?  Besides cold and snowy, I did get quite a bit accomplished, surprise, surprise:

-Lose 5 lbs (beginning 245) Will update this later; forgot to weigh in

-Send Christmas Cards Check:)

-Buy new toothbrush holder Check!,  

-Add words to Heart Song Check:)

-Send Future Unknown to editor Check! and pay editor Not yet; probably start next month

-Add words to new fairy story Check:)

-De-decorate house Check!

-Buy BP machine Not yet

-Pay for SI Con Still haven't received invoice

-Pay for Big River Comics Check! Pd 1/15

-Pay down CC Sort of....but need it for hotel stay 2/15 and start pecking away at med bills Not yet

-Read 6 books Check!  Read 9, lol

-Finish current e-book Check!


Books Read:  9

            Print:  8 

        E-book:  1

             DNF:  0


2025 Events:

Feb 7th:  Winter Market, 1972 Vincennes, 4-7pm Sold 4:)

Feb 15-16th:  Saluki Con, Carbondale, Il Sold 2....rainy day

March 14-15th:  Indy Comic Con, panelist

March 22nd:  SI Con, Benton, Il ($60)

March 29th:  Big River Comic Con, Hannibal, MO (Pd 1/15)

April 3-4th:  GSH Vendor Fair

April 26th: Indy Author Event (volunteer???)  French Club Craft Fair, Evansville North HS??

June 13-15th:  Superman Celebration, Metropolis, Il

June 21st:  Farmer's Market and Pride

July 20-22nd:  Imaginarium, Louisville, Ky (Pd 9/12)

Aug:  Watermelon Fest

Aug:  CCC

Aug:  Geek Con, Evansville Museum, Evansville, In

Sept 19-20th:  Cil-Con, Effingham, Il ($60 Pd 12/29)

Sept 27th:  Book Nook Book Fair, Peoria, Il ($75 Pd 12/27)

Nov 12-16th:  ICGAHS ($700-making payments)


2026 Events:

April 11th:  Dreaming Dirty In Michigan (Pd $60; still owe $120)



February Goals:

-Lose 5 lbs (beginning 245)

-Do well at Creative Market  Sold 3:)

-Take record player back to Brown House Check:)

-Do well at Saluki Con Sold 2.....rainy day

-Start getting Sara's room cleaned up

-Buy new soap dish and toilet roll holder for MBa 

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa

-Make appt with foot dr about my right leg

-Add words to Heart Song

-Pay editor ($150)

-Add words to new fairy story

-Buy BP machine

-Pay for SI Con Talked to organizers; I can pay day of:)

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills 

-Read 6 books Check:)  Read 7

-Finish current e-book Check:)


February Reading Schedule:

Burr-Gore Vidal DNF
Killers of the Flower Moon-David Graham Very good!  Now I'd like to go visit the town.
Older But Wilder-Elfie Leland Wilder Funny!
Get Jiro-Anthony Bourdain DNF
Shores-Tiare H Johnston Enjoyable!  Loved Bonfire Parties!
Sex and Vanity-Kevin Kwan Good!  All the pretentiousness of the schools following everyone's name seemed a bit much, as did the footnotes, but they worked.  Just shows how much some people can live inside their heads a bit much.
The Neopolitan Sisters-Margo Candela Good story!
I Am Sheffrou-Cami Michaels DNF....just wasn't holding my attention
Letters To Matthew-Amy Leigh McCorkle Good!  Interesting how her moods shifted
All Hail The Queen of the Freaks-T Harriman DNF
The Vermin Sleep-James M Watjen Chilling story of how one's upbringing can create an attitude of being a vigilante....
Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes- Alexa Martin DRR!  Could NOT put down!  Excellent story:)
Ms Demeanor-Elinor Lipton
Before We Were Wicked-Eric Jerome Dickey DNF.....I read half of it, or at least tried....before giving up on this one.
Spare-Prince Harry

E-book:
Closer Home-Kerry Anne King RR!  Very enjoyable:)
Pine Grove Sampler-Jean Joachim Tease.....but then again, I own most of them:)
Group Therapy-BB Easton Interesting story....
Meet Me In Fantasyland-Mary Martinez Going to have to get another version; the formatting was wonky on my kindle and made it too distracting to read
Secret Identity-Ava Cuvey, et al Good stories!
The Scottish Play-Phoebe Alexander Interesting....good story
Fisher Of Men-Phoebe Alexander


Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W49

 Day 192:  Cold, 40s, 87 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem; was fairly busy until 6. Ran out of $1s and had to jump to #2, due to HC Austin leaving for lunch. He brought the $$ at 8, then sent me to lunch. Returned and pulled trash and sanitized the coffee bar.  Didn't have any returns; Loader Vince took my trash; locked the doors and went up front. Clocked out at 9:30.

From The Stupid Files....

I counted 4 boards when there was only 3, then 1 storage container when there were 2. Otherwise, the shift was a good one:)

Outfit:  Maroon blouse, gray vest, dark jeggings, silver spirals


Day 193: Cold, rain, high 30s; 78 t/a

Arrived and filled my lunchbox; took over for Kem, and huddled by the heater. Had periods of downtime and busy time. Had to close and lock the left door, as it wouldn't shut on its own. Swept, went to lunch at 6, pulled trash at 7:30, sanitized the coffee bar at 8, and locked the other door at 9. Loader Joe took my trash; HC Kait cleaned me out; returned an item to Flooring and put up my vest.  Clocked out at 9:20.

From the Stupid Files......

First I couldn't read the screen correctly; then I couldn't hear what a customer was trying to say; and finally, I completely missed a board on the bottom of a cart.

Outfit:  Bless This Mess sweatshirt, dark jeggings, small gold hoops


Day 194:  Cold, lower 40s; 85 t/a

Took a veggie tray and a fruit tray to the pitch-in, only not many participated.  I ate the last of Connie's pasta salad. Took over for Dawson (Kem was off at 2), and did the prelim duties. At 4, HC Austin brought down 3 pallets of soda. Dawson sent me to lunch at 5; I had the 1st pallet finished by 6. By 8 I was finished putting all the soda away and pulled trash, swept, and sanitized the coffee bar. Locked the doors at 9.  Loader Jax brought in the concrete; HC Austin cleaned me out while I took the trash to the hopper.  Returned items to Tools and clocked out at 9:30 after getting a Diet Pepsi and a Snickers for D.

From the Stupid Files......

As I mentioned, it took 4 hours to fill the coolers, due to the fact I had to figure out what we needed in the Monster cooler. Several times I had to sit on a bucket in order to reach the lower shelves, just as a customer would be ready to check out.  Really needed one person to handle the customers while the other stocked!

HC Austin opened #2 and found 4 checks:  $85K, $21K, and two each for $17K.  We joked about asking Mr. B if he could adopt us?  LOL!

Outfit:  Burgandy sweater, dark jeggings, silver spirals

Off tomorrow for the Creative Market and Sunday for Super Bowl!  Saturday is shopping day!

Monday, January 27, 2025

Life in Lumber: Y6, W48

 Day 189: Warmer; high 30s; 77 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem; was busy for 2 hours. At one point, Pro Kim was operating the forrklift, carrying drywall, and accidently bumped against the lollipops, knocking them down. Lollies everywhere. A customer even ran over one.  I grabbed a bag and gathered them all up, then swept up the destroyed ones. Things slowed down after 5:30, so did my LU and AP4Me. Did the prelim duties; swept; fronted soda; sanitized the coffee bar and all registers, since Pro Kathy is sick. HC Kay sent me to lunch at 7:15; ate some pulled pork and chips. Returned and pulled trash; final customer left at 9. Locked the doors; HC Kam cleaned me out. Took the trash to the hopper and returned an item to RTM. Clocked out at 9:25

From the Stupid Files.....

A) Customer wanted 350 2x4x16s delivered, but our flat truck has finally returned from the shop and all deliveries are delayed by 2 weeks.  He wasn't happy and said he was going to Menards.  Okay:)

B) Customer wanted to know if a drill had a metal or plastic chuck. Opened it up; it's plastic. He didn't want it, even though Pro Kathy told him they all come plastic now.

C) Customer had bought a dremel for the sole use of the adapter, which he'd misplaced. Returned an hour later; the adapter was missing. Swapped it out; this one had one.

D) Final customer had a ladder, insulation, various other items, 20 2x4x16s, 20 80lbs bags of concrete....in a cargo van. Had to swap out 8 of the 2x4s, since the ones Loader Joe had picked were 'sketchy'. Surprisingly enough, it all fit.  They had to strap the doors to the lumber though.

Outfit:  Brown sweater, black l/s tee, faded jeggings, LJs, small gold hoops


Day 190: 40s, 90 t/a

Arrived and took over for Marilyn, and things were slower. Did the prelim duties, and Kim C sent me to lunch at 5:15. Returned and did my LU, then swept the place, sanitized the registers, coffee bar, and counters. Loader Jax brought in the concrete; Loader Joe took my trash to the hopper. HC Austin cleaned me out; returned an item to Plumbing; clocked out at 9:30.

From The Stupid Files.....

Lady bought 4 damaged concrete and 14 more. After I rang her up, she double-checked the receipt! Wanted so badly to tell her I did know what I was doing......*eye roll*

Another customer had 4 carts; he stood there and watched me unload his cart until I moved around the counter, then asked him to please finish unloading it.

Outfit:  Black vest, gray leapard stripe tee; black l/s tee, faded jeggings,LJs, sapphire hoops


Day 191: High 40s; 60 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem; did the prelim duties. Was extremely slow all shift. Kam sent me to lunch at 6; returned an item to Electrical. After, rang up a few customers; pulled trash at 7:30 and swept. Sanitized the coffee bar, the registers, the counters, and mucked out the mats. Final customer left at 9; locked the doors and Loader Joe took the trash and brought in the concrete. HC Austin cleaned me out; put up my vest and clocked out at 9:30.

From The Stupid Files.....

The woman who bought 14 bags of concrete and double-checked the receipt? Returned 7 of them. And had us count to make sure SHE counted correctly.

Customer arrived to pick up his order, but discovered it wasn't ready yet.

We're still out of the flooring my DIL's brother is looking for.

Customer returned 11 water heaters from last summer, then turned around and bought $1700 more, between doors, insulation, and a lot of plumbing.

ASM Alex chastised me again for being too far away (I'd swept the aisle in front of the concrete board; yesterday he caught me at the front of Aisle 19). Told him I thought it was last year's rule, lol....then he came back, asked me if I was causing trouble, and dumped out the pen caddy.  I told him, "No soup for you!"

Outfit:  Palm tree sweatshirt, black l/s tee, faded jeggings, LJs, sea horses

Am off until next Tues!

Monday, January 20, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W47

 Day 184: Cold; 15 degrees; 85 t/a

Was slightly irritated when I arrived, b/c Marilyn complained about me 'always' being 5 mins late.  It clearly states we have a 5 min window of arrival.  *eye roll*  Anyway, took over for her and was busy the 1st hour.  Learned Pro Kathy made the Million Dollar Club!  HC Kay sent me to lunch at 6:30 and when I returned, swept, sanitized the coffee bar, and tried to stay warm.  Did my LU, AP4Me, and my PCI refresher. Locked the doors at 9; Loader Joe brought in the concrete and took my trash...then I realized I'd missed the trash can at the far end, UNDER MY COAT!   Joe took it also. Put up my vest and returned items to Tools, Paint, and Toys. Clocked out at 9:20.

From The Stupid Files.....

1) Customer had a cut sheet of plywood, and when I went looking for the tag, realized the rest was on another cart. "Oh, I have to take the whole thing?"  Ummmm....yes, yes you do.

2) I mis-heard Pro Ian....thought he called me 'grandma'!  Nope, he'd asked, "How are you doing?"  Geez.....

3) At times, words failed me.  Could not remember 'Are you a rewards member?" It came out, "Are you a........(brain fart)"  Wanted the customer to hand me the toilet connectors...."Can you hand me the doohickey?"

4) I was also amazed at how many parents brought their small (5 and under) kids out in this frigid temps.

Outfit:  B/W fleece shirt, black vest, black l/s tee, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, red headband, and fleece jacket.


Day 185: Frigid, 6 degrees; 74 t/a

Arrived in a crabby mood, due to the cold temps and the knowledge I forgot to take my meds. Somewhat snippily told Marilyn I'd attempted to be more punctual (arrived at 3:01), to which she thanked me. Was busy for a half hour, then did the prelim duties, and was busy until 5. Fronted soda and tried to stay warm. Swept entire area, mucked the mats, and did my LU. HC Kay sent me to lunch at 7 and when I returned, pulled trash and sanitized the coffee bar. Final customer left at 8:50; locked the doors at 9. HC Kay cleaned me out; Loader Brighton brought in the concrete; put up my vest and clocked out at 9:20.

Outfit:  Blue crew Cabela's sweatshirt, white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, red headband

Off the next two days!



Day 186: Cold, 20s; 100 t/a

Arrived and marveled at the new front end....ASCO closer to the door, expanded Fullfillment. smaller CS area. only 2 registers up front.  Took over for Kem and was instantly busy for an hour. Did the prelim duties and LU. Kait sent me to lunch at 5:30, and we had a pizza party, due to being 90 days w/o an incident. Returned and swept, pulled trash, and was slammed at 8pm for the entire hour. Locked the doors after the final customer and sanitized the coffee bar.  HC Austin cleaned me out; took my trash to the hopper. Loader Jax took the hopper; Loader Con brought in the concrete. Shut the door again and returned items to Plumbing, Tools, and Fashion Bath. Clocked out at 9:30.

Outfit:  White textured sweater, black l/s tee, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, blue posts.

Off again tomorrow!


Day 187:  Rare Sat 40s; 63 t/a

Was asked to come in; arrived and send Dawson up front; did the prelim duties and was fairly steady. Did get my LU done, plus swept the area, mucked the mats, and pulled trash at 8. Sanitized the coffee bar. Locked the doors at 9 and after HC Austin cleaned me out, returned items to Tools, Aisle 10, Paint, and Hardware. Clocked out at 9:30; D met me at Denny's.

Outfit:  B/W sweater; white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, red wavy posts


Day 188:  Rare Sun 40s, sunny 15 t/a

Discovered I'd been on Marilyn's log in since 3!

Arrived and finished ringing up Marilyn's customer, then apparently never logged out until my break! 

Theresa came down until 6; Reg 5 wasn't working. We traded taking customers, and I did the prelim duties and LU until she arrived. I took my break at 5:30, and when she left, I swept the area and sanitized the Pepsi cooler (had an inch of dust on it, ha ha!). Loader Joe brought down some discounted insulation and said ASM Chris had instructed me to get rid of it at any price.  Ended up selling it for 50%.. Final customers left at 9; locked the doors; Loader Joe brought in the concrete.  HC Kay cleaned me out; I took the trash to the hopper. Put up my vest and clocked out at 8:30.

From the Stupid Files....

Customer yesterday brought in a volt tester that 'didn't work'. George looked at it; the batteries were in backwards. Customer went on his way. Today, he's back and it's still not working.  Okay; I refunded it and he went off to get another one. Then he was surprised when I charged him for the 2nd one; I realized the price was different, so took off $5 and he still refused it!  Rang him up for his tape measure and he went on his merry way.  *shakes head*.

Outfit:  Blue crew neck Cabela's sweatshirt, white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings.

Monday, January 13, 2025

Life In Lumber: Y6, W46

 Day 180: Snow, mid 20s; 68 t/a

Arrived late, due a funeral procession and a 90-car train, plus waiting for the mac-n-cheese to be finished so I could eat something before I left. Took over for Kem, and wasn't busy at all for 30 mins, then the crowd arrived. Was busy for until 5, then was able to do the prelim duties, my LU and AP4Me. Ivree sent me to break at 6:30 and when I returned, was busy for an hour....then discovered I was out of $1s and 10s. Hopped over to #2 (protesting, lol!), then sanitized the coffee bar and swept the floor. Locked the doors at 9 and while HC Austin cleaned me out, took the trash to the hopper. Returned items to Electrical and Hardware, then put up my vest. Clocked out at 9:20.

From The Stupid Files:

a) Customer wanted 1/2 sheet of plywood, then rejected it when I informed him he'd have to pay (and take!) the entire sheet.  When I saw him again, I showed him the other sizes, which made him happy.

b) I didn't see this customer walk in, but the temps last night were dropping into the teens. I saw her leave, wearing a long-sleeved shirt and.....short shorts!  I sooooo wanted to yell after her, "Where's your PANTS?  Your COAT?"  Idiots.

c) We're still out of salt and shovels; they're on order, and no idea when they'll arrive.  People STILL ask me if the snow shovels our guys use are for sale! Um, NO, they are NOT!

Outfit: Blue hooded Cabella's sweatshirt, hot cocoa tee, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, small gold hoops.


Day 181: Cold, temps dropping to 13; 70 t/a

Steady shift; picked up the paint to repaint the bathroom cabinet; did LU; was fairly steady until 5, then things died down. Did the prelim duties. HC Austin sent me to lunch at 6. Pulled trash at 7:30; began sweeping at 8. Sanitized the coffee bar. Loader Joe brought in the concrete; HC Austin cleaned me out. Took trash to the hopper, then returned items to Tools, Electrical, Clothing, and Hardware.  Clocked out at 9:30.....and found D in the parking lot. Went over to Denny's for a late meal before heading home.

Outfit:  Gray sweater, white turtleneck, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, double pearls

Off tomorrow!


Day 182: Cold, 30s; 80 t/a

Arrived and took over for Kem, then was informed DS Charlie had called in leaving me with Loader Jax. DS Ian told me Brighton was called in, but never showed up. Was not busy for an hour, then steady. Did my LU at 5; went to lunch at 6:30 (then I noticed HC A, who relieved me, calling for at least two forklift drivers and a spotter!). When I returned, HC Austin informed me he'd had a rough half hour, lol! I began sweeping, then mucked the mats; sanitized the coffee bar; pulled trash. One of the evening associate, John (don't know him very well) came down and brought in the concrete. I closed and locked the doors, then took the trash to the hopper. Returned one item to Plumbing, then put up my vest. Clocked out at 9:30.

From the Stupid Files:

A) Truck behind me took the cresecent-shaped drive from Vigo to 2nd; I turned at the light.  We meet; he STARTS ACROSS, but thankfully I'm watching him, and not going very fast. He hit the brakes; I drove on.  Idiot...

B) Customer brings me a faucet with a turtle security thing. I can't get it to open, so I cut the straps and called George in Tools.  HE can't even get it open, and POUNDS on it with the magnet before giving up and taking it back to Tools with him!  I told everyone, "No charge for the floor show!" They all laughed.

Outfit: B/gray l/s tee, black l/s shirt, black vest, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, small textured gold hoops

Off the next two days!


Day 183:  Rare Sun Frigid, single digits; 82 t/a

Arrived and took over for Marilyn, and was immediately busy for an hour. Did the prelim duties, then was busy again until 6:30. Theresa sent me to break and when I returned, pulled trash and began sweeping. Final customer was at 7:55; locked the doors. HC Austin cleaned me out; Loader Joe brought in the concrete. Took my trash to the hopper, then put up my vest and returned a Pepsi rack to Receiving and a toy snake to toys. Clocked out at 8:20, and had D check on a customer whose car had broken down. Drove them to Hucks so they could stay warm, then came home.

Outfit:  Blue hooded Cabela's sweatshirt, black l/s tee, new dark jeggings, fair isle leggings, red headband