BB27: Finale

Past Players/Jury Reflection:  

Rehash of the Keanu/Rachel fights.

Rachel, what the hell are you wearing? Red short 'bubble' dress with a cross strap? Did you borrow your daughter's dress?  *gag*

Rachel's jaw hits the floor when she sees both Kelley and Lauren!

Watching the recap, Rachel tells Lauren she acts like Vince's puppy dog, which infuriates Lauren (which she thankfully does NOT show her anger!), then is astounded when Vince has the chance to take out comp beast Keanu, but instead evicts KELLEY in the tie-breaker!

BTW Rachel....your ass is showing while you sit on that couch....

Good lord Rachel....playing cornhole in a freaking red strapless dress (ruffled neckline) and yellow flower earrings while the others are in shorts and T-shirts???  Are you always so dramatic in your 'down time'??

Keanu arrives....he and Rachel have a testy 'you should have listened to me' moment, then Rachels asks if he's the one who peed on the floor!  His response?  "I don't know."

"Then take a mop and clean it up!  There's a swiffer for that!"

Lauren:  Thankfully, we all have our own bathrooms in the jury house.

Morgan is clumsy and trips over everything? Ash thinks Katy Perry landed on the moon???

Ugly crying in the diary room....

May the best Judge win!

 HOH Pt 1:  Standing on drones, twirling and tilting endurance comp!

Ash drops after 28 mins

Vince drops after 53 mins.

Morgan wins!

Jury Debate:  

Ash:  Best social

Morgan:  Good social 1st half; excellent comp beast 2nd half

Vince:  Most HOH wins; most blood on his hands.

Rachel, why the gloves?  Why the red evening gown? Lauren and Kelley, coctail dresses; Keanu and Will, casual dress; Ava her own style.

HOH Pt 2:  Vince vs Ash:  Frankie Grande is back!!! Fly on a zipline to knock down the blocks; then find the pieces with the faces of 6 competitors, then decode it to unmask the Mastermind!!

Vince knocks down the billboards 1st.  Ash still on #2.

Ash knocks down hers; Vince has half the faces assembled.

Vince begins decoding; but keeps getting them wrong.  OMG...it's the ORDER, not the DAY!

Ash realizes it, so is very stealthily changing her answers and WINS! (her 1st win)

Vince has a meltdown.

Mastermind Unmasked:  Dr. Will???  YES!  I WAS RIGHT!!!

Grrrr...Will says he was framed....

There were THREE!  Frankie Grande, Jesse (*gag*), and Aaron??

HOH Pt 3:  Morgan vs Ash:  Pick the false statement

Ash, WTH are you wearing???  A brown skirt with a tank top bustier draping to a V at the end, leaving her hips exposed.

Ash wins, 4-1 (her 2nd win!)

Ash evicts Morgan.  WOW...I thought Morgan was going to win!  I'm not sure the jury is going to award it to Ash though.

Jury Votes:

Jury is SHOCKED when Morgan comes out!  

Ooooh....I might have been wrong....Ash has a very compelling argument.

Ashley revealed she's an attorney, and Julie has to cut her off when she begins to run over her time.

Julie has to cut off Vince too!

Winner:  Ashley!  6-1.

America's Favorite:  Keanu with 65% of the vote (Will and Rachel were 2nd and 3rd)

Taylor won Fantasy BB (*gag*)

BB27: Week 12

 HOH Comp: Morgan wins!  Ava and Ash can't navigate the cube.

ROFL.....Ava:  "Crazier things could happen:  Morgan could put up Vinnie; Hell could freeze over; Ash could do a chore; Vinnie could finally tell the truth!."

Morgan puts up Ash and Ava

POV:  Remember the Day comp:

Morgan wins again!  

Vinnie to Morgan:  "I would so be dominating this game if you weren't here..."  "Lauren would have been just as good..."  Open mouth, insert foot. Don't make the girl second guess you!  I want Ash to go!

Veto Meeting:

Morgan keeps the noms the same:)

Eviction:

Ava:  "Vinnie, don't contact me after this."

Vince evicts Ava.

Ash, what is with your dress?  Gaping in the back....strange 'tail' hanging off your halter??  Is it all one piece of fabric or something?

And Morgan....a leather coat over black tee, shorts, and knee boots???

BB27: Week 11

HOH:  Vince wins!  Keanu slipped.

Puts up Keanu and Ava.

POV:  The teeny tiny stacking puzzle with the large tweezer challenge!

Morgan wins!  Even though the top row is skewed,

Vince and Morgan, late night, talking about percentages.....is it their 'relationship', or chance at jury???

Family vids!  Keanu's mom strapped on a 'Butt-ler'!

Vince's g/f is a no-show; is he too affectionate with Morgan?

K pitches to Ash to toss him a vote and force a tie; he has a better chance at taking out Morgan than Ava or Vince.  This is going to piss off Vince and Morgan....esp Vince, who does NOT want to break a tie!

Veto Meeting:

Morgan does NOT use the veto,

Keanu, Ava, and Ash have an hour to figure things out.

I DO think Keanu has a point; Vince is just doing Morgan's bidding.  He needs to man up, even though K is basically threatening him with his jury vote.

Eviction:  

Keanu is evicted, 2-0.  No tie breaker needed.

BB 27: Week 10

Zingbot's here!  Yikes.....he definitely crossed the line with Morgan's zing.....and for the record, I think Ash had the best one:)

Here's hoping Vince's g/f doesn't take offense at the Morgan/Vince affection.

HOH: Vince!  Beat Kelley in the tie-breaker.

Nominates Ava, Kelley, and Keanu

Ava storms out.

Veto: Vince, Ava, Kelley, Keanu, Morgan, and Lauren

It's the place your balls on the magnifying glass balance beam....and Morgan wins!

She starts gently pressuring Vince to renom Lauren, even though V wants to put up Ash.  Also, Ava wants M to use it on her, instead of Keanu.

Gotta hand it to Morgan; Rachel taught her well.  'Don't leave the HOH's side until you've worn him/her down'.....

Veto Meeting: 

Morgan takes Ava off; Vince puts up Lauren (her 1st time on the block), and she is FURIOUS!

BB Blockbuster:  Lauren wins!!!!!!

Eviction:

Tie vote; Vince votes to evict Kelley.

Morgan, can you PLEASE wear something that covers your bra?

LOVED Kelley's eviction speech!  "Remember, what Morgan wants, Morgan gets."

DOUBLE EVICTION NIGHT!

HOH:  Morgan wins!

She nominates Keanu and Lauren

Veto:  Morgan, Keanu, Lauren, Ava, Vince, Ash

Keanu wins and takes himself off!

Veto Meeting:

Keanu takes himself off; Morgan nominates Ava.

Eviction:

Lauren is evicted, 2-1.

BB Unlocked Mystery Guest:  James Gunn

BB Best Fight:  Rachel vs Keanu "You're Obsessed With Me!" *gag*

BB Best One-Liner:  Katherine "I am sat"  Um....it should have been 'I am sitting down.' (Rachel told her to sit down.  She already is sitting, stupid!)

BB Lost Dignity:  Morgan, with Zac's bracelet in her bra

Zingbot is alive!  Best Zing:  Morgan's....I still like Ash's better!

Love it....Zingbot called Taylor Superficial!!!

BB Best Comic:  Keanu as The Buttler!

BB Worst Game Move:  Zach leaving with a power in his pocket

Who's Gonna Win?

Derrick and Tay:  Morgan

Who will win Favorite Houseguest?  Ava....Riley.....Lauren...

The ONLY thing I liked about BB Unlocked was the Cutting Room Floor.

James:  Vince

*gag* Rachel in the Jury House, looking like a diva.  Grow the f**k up!

BB27: Week 9

 HOH:  The White Locust Resort!

Someone's going home....PLEASE let it be Rachel!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tyler's back!!!!!!

Ava wins!!!!!!!!  BUT....she's NOT HOH.  She merely decides who gets to COMPETE for HOH.

Keanu volunteers, but Rachel drags Ava off, PISSING OFF AVA!

When it's time to pick, Lauren, Keanu, and Rachel volunteer to do it 1st.  Ava picks Vince:)

Vince survives in 6.5 mins!  Next up is Lauren.  STFU Rachel!!!

Lauren survives in 5.5 mins!  Next up is Morgan.

Morgan survies 4.5 mins.  Next up is Rachel.

RACHEL IS ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!  Whoot whoot!!!!!!

WTH was hanging off the back of her pants?

Ding dong the bitch is OUT!  You are NOT a legend, bitch.....suck it up and let someone else win.  You are NOT the queen.

Lauren completed the maze in the fastest time, so she's HOH!

OMG Keanu....grow a pair.  Rachel was NEVER going to beat you, if you two were in the final!  And she was NEVER going to take you to the end!

And puts up Morgan, Will, and Ash:)  (slightly racist; hope no one screams that card, since Lauren's white!)

Veto:  Lauren, Will, Ashley, Morgan, Vince, and Ava.

BB Comics!

Lauren:  13:03 2nd place

Ash:  20:32 3rd place

Morgan:  12:34  WINNER! 

Veto Meeting:

Morgan takes herself off; Lauren puts up Keanu.

Morgan, did you forget half your shirt?

Ash, you're falling out of yours.....

Rachel talks to Julie:

*gag*  "None of these newbies listen to me!"  

Now take your entitled ass back to the jury house.  

BB Blockbuster: The Untangle Yourself challenge!

Typically, the smallest person wins this; Will is hopelessly still tangled; Ash gave Keanu a good run, but K just whipped himself around and won the thing.

Elimination: Ash or Will?  Please be Ash!!!!  I can't stand her....

DAMN IT!  Vince, you had ONE JOB.....evict Ash! Ava and Kelley vs Vince, Keanu, and Morgan.  Grrrrrrr.......

Will is evicted, 3-2.

Ava looks like a brown/red Holly Hobbie....

Morgan, wear something else under your sheer shirt....no one wants to see your black bra....

WHAT IS IT with these backless shirts this season???

BB27: Week 8:

 HOH:  Keanu wins, beating Kelley in the final question!

Vince, quit whining to K 'please don't put me up!'  Man up. Grow a pair already!

Rachel:  I don't backstab; I'm loyal; I don't lie.  BULLSH*T!

Yikes Ava....WTH are you wearing?  

Keanu puts up Morgan, Vince, and Mickey

POV:

Mickey, put a tee over your yellow bikini top.....

Rachel's 'Feel the BB Burn'....oh give me a break!  Rolling your eyes at Keanu, and waiting for Lauren to answer a question.....*eye roll*

Keanu announces it's time to pick players and Ash is in the shower AGAIN???

Players:  Keanu, Vince, Mickey, Morgan, Lauren, and Kelley:)

Keanu drew his own name and picked Kelley, which aroused Rachel's suspicions....

Oh gag me.....'I brought you a muffin, because I'm so sweet....the sweetest girl here....' (Rachel)  *gag*

Girl, what is WITH those flower earrings?  How do they even attach to your ears?

*double gag* Angela is the host for this Paris-themed POV!  The Charcuterie Board Protection:)

*eye roll*  Ash, you went to LAW SCHOOL and you can't pronounce 'c'est' as 'SEST'!!!

Morgan wins!  She stacked all of her 35 pieces before they fell off:)

Rachel tries to bribe Keanu with lasagna, to keep Ash and Ava off the block; throws Lauren under the bus.

Whoa.....Keanu floats the idea of convincing Morgan to take VINCE off, by telling her Lauren would be the replacement nom, only putting up ASH instead???  But Morgan gets cold feet.

Rachel threatens K if he puts Ash up.  OMG K....PLEASE PUT RACHEL UP!!!!  GET HER OUT OF THERE!

Veto Meeting:  Morgan takes herself off; Keanu puts up Ash.  GAHHH!!!!  Where's your backbone you're always saying Vinny's lost his???

Ash, SHUT UP!

Mickey, I'm really curious about your hair......

Love it....'the two-headed dragon of Ash/Rachel'!

Rachel, SHUT UP!

Mickey, WTH are you wearing??

BB Blockbuster:  Vince wins!!!!

LOVE Mickey's strategy of putting the balls in her sweatshirt!  But she wasn't fast enough to catch Vince.  

Elimination:  Mickey or Ash?  Oh PLEASE be Ashley!!!!

UGH....Ava, Rachel, couldn't you wear something NICER?  Oh wait....Ava's wardrobe is a throwback to the 60s or before.  But Rachel...you are NOT a fashionista!  That black leather jacket over the leapard print cami is just.....ugh.

Mickey is evicted 6-1.  Damn it......

BB Unlocked:  Ugh....they just skipped a week.  This week's Mystery Guest?

Lance Bass!

Ugh...Jesse is coming back?  *gag*

OH PLEASE LET IT BE RACHEL WHO DOESN'T CHECK OUT OF THE WHITE LOCUST RESORT!!!!!

BB Unlocked:  Actual Episode.

Derek, I'm on your side.....Ash needed to STFU.

Ashley acting dumb?  IS it an act?  Or is it REAL?  I mean, who doesn't know Clark Kent is Superman?  Polio was in the 40s??  Geez....

Scoreboard:  Chelsie still has Morgan, Lauren, and Vince

                      Derek:  Kelley and Keanu

                      Taylor:  Ash, Will, and Ava

                      Intern Andrew:  Rachel

*Jesse* and his 'pec-ulair' behavior aka 'Shirtless Sherlock':  *gag*

-Kelley and her witchcraft

-Will and his bladder issues, aka 'Captain Will's Adult Diapers'

Ava's family....I understand her a little better!

Mickey's in the house!  WTH are you wearing?  Cover up your boobs, girl!!

Being a Have-Not:

This is why I prefer to WATCH the show.  I couldn't handle it, and I'd go for a week w/o showering.

Plus, I'd go nuts w/o something to write on or with.

Taylor, #1, lost the sweatshirt, jacket, or whatever the hell you're wearing.

            #2, lose the heels.

           #3, put some pants on!  No one wants to see your legs.  You are following in Rachel's footsteps, and neither of you are fashionistas.

Hot List:  Ava, Morgan, and Rachel

Not List:  Vince, Keanu, Kelley

OMG!  BEST PART OF EPISODE!!!  Tyler knocks down Derrick, Tay, and Lance with 'Bye Bye Bye'!!!

BB27: Week 7

 HOH Comp:  The Wall!

Have-Nots:  Will, Ash, Morgan

Came down to Vince and Kat, and Vince wins!

Nominations:  Ava, Mickey, Kelley

Rachel, WTH are you using for eye shadow?  It looks ridiculous (red sparkly stuff) and makes you look like a clown! 

POV:  Vince, Mickey, Ava, Kelley, Will, and Keanu.

Game:  Try to 'poison' each other.  Basically, call their bluff.

Ava's out first, followed by Will (who was trying to throw it!), Keanu (who wanted to win!), Kelley, and Vince.

Mickey wins!

Veto Meeting: Mickey takes herself off, and Vince is too scared to put Rachel on the block, so he puts up Katherine.

Vince, grow a pair, will you? You know you're going to piss off half the house either way, so why not take the opportunity to get Rachel OUT OF THE HOUSE???  She's acting like a damn bully, and you're kowtowing to her.  At this point, you've lost your 'man card', dude.  If someone else doesn't do it, you just handed her the win.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Wow, Mickey took her braids out!  Pretty:)

Rachel, are you on the rag?  "Just turn around Keanu, and leave me alone. You don't cook or clean."

BB Blockbuster:  Kelley wins!

Eviction:  Katherine is evicted 7-1.  The only vote she got was Lauren's.

Mickey, what are you wearing?  You look like you're wearing a shower curtain.

Lauren.....a bustier and denim skirt???  Skanky.

Rachel, your hair do-dad is falling off the side of your head.

OMG....ANGELA (crazy b**ch) is coming back on Wed??? *gag*

BB Unlocked:  None this week?  Did they realize it wasn't working??  Or worth watching?

BB27: Week 6

 HOH:  Party Slasher!  Clues to which 'rooms' are safe.

Rachel wins!

*gag* WHY did we have to see Rachel in the tub, shaving her legs and armpits??

WTH is up with that red/white dress and that god-awful thing that goes from shoulder to shoulder? Rachel, you look as if you're wearing a cardboard stole.  It's unflattering.

Nominations:  Vince, Morgan, and Mickey!

POV:  OTEV is back!  Rachel, Mickey, Vince, Morgan, Will, and Lauren

Round 1:  Will is eliminated

Round 2:  Vince is eliminated

Round 3:  Only Lauren got it right!  Wins POV:)

Veto Meeting:  

Lauren takes Vince off; Rachel puts up Riley.

Rachel, WTH are you wearing??? 

It looks as if you took your red dress and slashed it....

BB Blockbuster:  Mickey wins!  Riley, you did NOT check her score 1st; you checked MORGAN's!  I think you just sent yourself bye-bye....

What IS it with these backless tanks and dresses?  Kat, I like you, but you're showing back fat....

Rachel, grow up!  You're a mom....*eye roll*

WTH are you wearing, Ava?

Eviction:  Riley is evicted 5-4.  Who knew Vince would be the swing vote???  Shame on you!!!

BB Unlocked:  Ugh.....Taylor, get over yourself. What is up with those shoes?

Mystery Guest:  Boston Rob! Wow....he's definitely aged....and put on a few pounds??

Now THERE'S a great idea....bring back some former Survivor winners and put them in the BB house!!

Rupert, Boston Rob, Ozzie....to name a few:)

BB Unlocked:

Boston Rob is Mystery Guest:)

*gag* He likes Janelle and Rachel....bleh....

Nicole and Vic are expecting!!!!  Whoot!

The girls can dance:)

BB27: Week 5

HOH:  Ava!  

It was the classic, head-to-head challenge, and Ava wasn't picked until LAST, and beat Rylie!

Nominations: Keanu, Vince, and Zach

POV: Ava, Keanu, Vince, Zach, Will, and Katherine

Comp:  Where rewards and punishments are won!

Ava: Eliminated 4th; gets $5K 

Keanu:  Eliminated 2nd; gets BUTT-ler did it; dressed as a Butler, with a tray BUTT!  And has to make and serve Pigs in a Blanket:)

Vince:  Eliminated 5th; gets Hard Boiled Detective; dressed as an egg, ala Detective Gadget!

Zach: Eliminated 3rd; gets Partner In Crime and chooses Rachel as his PIC:) They end up having to 'steal' bags from a 'vault', and if they pick the wrong ones, they get hit with blue dye.

Will: Eliminated 1st; gets London Vacation

Katherine: Winner!  Takes Veto:)

POV Meeting:

Kat (WTH is she wearing, btw??) decides NOT to use it, even though she and Ava were talking about taking one of them down, and putting up Morgan, due to the fact she had a fight with Rachel AND was heard saying the 'showmance' needed to be broken up.

Zach did NOT use his BB Buyout power.

LOL....Vince said he really does NOT want to meet Julie dressed like an egg!

Mickey:  Acting like a dictator toward Ash.

Zach:  TOLD Morgan about his power, told her she was his #1 person....but Vince is HERS!  So?????

BB Blockbuster:  Keanu wins!

Eviction:  

WTH are Mickey and Ash wearing?  M looks like she's wearing a bubble sack, and A looks as if she's wearing a flowey scarf! Rachel looks halfway decent, with her sparkly blue dress. Did Kat forget part of her green dress????  

Even Julie's wearing a flowery blouse, faded denim capris, and 3 in silver heels???

Zach is evicted, 8-2

Amazing Race is featuring past BB players!!

BB27: Week 4

 HOH:  BB Killer Carnival:)

Kelley has to sit out.

Rd 1:  Zach, Morgan, and Keanu are up 1st.  Keanu wins!  Eliminates Will and Ashley, Morgan and Mickey

Rd 2:  Zach, Jimmy, and Riley win!  Everyone else is eliminated.

Rd 3:  Riley wins!!!

Mickey activates her HOH Interrogator Power!

OMG.....Rachel, just because Katherine made an OBSERVATION about Ashley's demeanor (smiling and giggling after being interrogated by Riley) does NOT make her a bully!!  LMAO....Rachel told Kat to 'sit down', even though she already was!

Riley thinks it Ash......but it's MICKEY!  Riley has been de-throned:)

Mickey Nominates Keanu, Kelley, and Riley

POV: Mickey, Kelley, Keanu, Rachel, and Morgan

Keanu vs Mickey:  Keanu wins!

Morgan vs Rachel:  Rachel wins!

Kelley vs Rylie:  Rylie wins!

Keanu vs Rylie:  Keanu wins!

Rachel vs Keanu:  Keanu wins.....and immediately insults Ava, the host.  WTH????

Keanu takes himself off; Mickey puts up Jimmy!

Advice:  Next week, back-door the guy???

   

BB Blockbuster:  Rylie wins!!!

Eviction:  Jimmy, 9-2!  (Ash and Rachel on the wrong side; Ash's 1st vote for Kelly stands.  No revotes allowed)

Jimmy hugs only Rachel and Ash, then walks out the door.

Might watch BB unlocked, just to hear what they have to say about Ash's indecision!

Mystery Guest:  1986 and Football.....Jim Kelly?  The Refrigerator?  Jerry O'Connell!

Who to goo? (worst fashion sense)  RACHEL!!!!!  Whoot!

BB 27: Week 3

HOH:  Lauren Wins!!!!!

Oh boo hoo Rachel....."I used to be so good at these comps....if I don't win, then who am I?"  Get over yourself....it's been HOW many years since you've played?  And had two kids?  *eye roll*

And Mickey's freaking out? Girl, calm yourself and wait until you actually have a conversation with her!

She nominates Keanu, Kelly, and Will.

POV:

LMAO.....I honestly thought Ash was going to be in the shower when they picked players!

Vince, Ashley, Lauren, Will, Keanu, and Kelley:)

Comp:  Timed one.  Ash made it through, but triggered the alarm a couple of times; Will is hopeless; Vince doesn't want to win, and dawdles several times, but will it be enough.

3rd Place:  Vince, 10:01

2nd Place: Lauren, 7:22

WINNER: Keany, 6:54  He takes himself off; Lauren puts up Adrian, since everyone tells her if she puts up Ash, more people will be upset.

Screening Bad Guys 2:  Rachel, Jimmy, and Ava.  Geez, Rachel....did you get a clue you were going to be invited, wearing your green evening gown???

BB Blockbuster:  Kelley:)

Eviction:

Adrian is evicted, 8-4

BB 27 Week 2

 HOH Comp: Search through the sewers; In the dark comp!

Ava's afraid of the dark, so she sits down.  WTH???

HOH:  Jimmy

Power #1: Keanu Mystery Competitor power:) Tells Kelly

Power #2: Mickey HOH Dethrone power; tells Morgan

Power #3: Kelley Mystery Veto Power; tells Jimmy

Noms:

Kelly, Adrian, and Keanu

POV:  Dressed up as potted plants:)

Keanu invokes his power, and Jimmy pulls AVA's name out of the box.

Mystery competitor:  Comp Beast Kaycee!

Kelly out 1st, followed by Ava.  Jimmy and Keanu false-started.

Kaycee vs Adrian: Kaycee wins!  Keanu is safe!

OMG.....Keanu tells Rachel he watched her highlight reel, and the fact two houseguests yelled at her.  Rachel leaves in a huff, and tells K 'fine, go to war with me' when he tries to explain.  K, either you're really dumb and didn't realize what you were saying, or Rachel, you're too sensitive.  I'm not sure what's the case here.

Veto Meeting:  Keanu takes himself off; Jimmy puts up Amy.  Kelly activates her power and WINS!  Takes herself off the block; Jimmy puts up Will.

OMG Ava...why are you still wearing that stupid flower pot outfit?

BB Blockbuster:  Will, Amy, Adrian

Gag....Taylor's back for an announcement?  Gag.....

OMG Rachel.....that sheer outfit, your 'funeral' outfit....I can't even.....and then to threaten Zach and Morgan???  Yes, I like Amy, but by all means, piss Rachel off and send Amy home!

Adrian wins!!!!!  Will vs Amy:

Eviction:

Amy is evicted, 13-0  She did NOT reveal her accomplice status, so maybe at some point she gets to return????

BB Unlocked:  Not being a fan of Taylor, I seriously doubt I'll watch.

Yeah, I'm bored.  Bleh. But apparently it's connected to BB, so I can skim through it.

BB27.....O. M.G.....

 I honestly wasn't going to blog about this season's BB, but holy hell, Rachel's back.

First, a brief recap of Ep 1.

16 enter; 8 compete to find Julie, and Zach does it, winning $10K.

Next, the others compete to find the HOH relic, and Jimmy wins it, earning the right to pick four contestants to play in the HOH contest. He decides to play and after interviewing everyone, picks Ashley (the only female who said she'd do it), Vince (who still lives with Mommy and has no job), and Adrian.

Vince wins, not surprisingly, since he juggles.

Then they revealed another houseguest was returning.  I was hoping it WOULD NOT BE Rachel or Jesse, the two most annoying houseguests in history (I forgot about Taylor, but here's hoping we never see her again either!).

Back to the show.

After Rachel arrives, the Mastermind announces he has an accomplice in the house, and it's NOT Rachel. If the others can guess who helped him cut the lights and stole the HOH relic, that person will be immediately ejected from the game.  

Come on, PLEASE let it be Rachel!!!!!  I can't stand her!!!!

Watch it be Vince.....

Now everyone thinks its either Rylie (cowboy hat) or Zae (sun-kissed California guy).

Verdict:  Not!

Holy Sh*t....it's AMY, whom I suspected after Rylie was revealed not to be it.  

What tipped me off?  I remembered SHE LOOKED BACK at the portrait, which was the secret door.

Have-Nots:  Rachel, Will, Zach, and Ava

Nominations:

Before the nom ceremony, Ashley did something incredibly selfish, taking a 90 min shower in the HOH room, mildly pissing Vince off.  It even pissed the others off

As people were discussing with Vince whom to put up, Amy for whatever reason, broke out in TEARS at the thought of Ash going up.  WTH???

So what does Vince do?  Puts up Ash, Amy, and Zae, since he wasn't proven to be the accomplice.  

Amy better win the battle back and take herself off the block.

POV:

Vince, Amy, Ash, Rachel, Zae, and Zach

(after Ash takes another shower!)

Camp side Caper:  Ashley wins! Takes herself off. Vince puts up Kelley.

Jimmy blows up at Keanu?  WTH????

Kelley, your mouth is about to get you in trouble...

Zae, really?  Actively going after Rachel?  Admirable, but waaaaay too early!

Blockbuster:  Kelley wins!!!

Eviction:  Zae, 9-5!!!

BB26: Week 12 and Finale

 HOH Comp: Chelsie gets 4 answers correct, Rubina 2, and Cam 1.

Chelsie wins!  Nominates Mack and Cam

POV:

Rubina is eliminated 1st, followed by Chelsie.  Mack wins!!!!

Eviction:  

Mack evicts Rubina.

Julie, not a fan of those shoes with that outfit.  Just sayin'.....

HOH Comp #1:  Endurance Comp

Mack falls first, followed by Cam, ten mins later:)  Chelsie wins Pt 1:)

Pt 2:  Cam vs Mack

Mack wins!!!!!

Jury Roundtable:  Taylor...ugh.

Pt 3:  Mack vs Chelsie

Mack wins!!!!!!  Takes Chelsie to the end with her:)  Bye-bye Cam!

Jury Interrogation/Vote:

The winner of BB2024 is........

                         Chelsie!!!!!   7-0

America's Favorite:  

                         Tucker!!!!!

And....Jankie was rebooted?!?!?!?

BB26: Week 11

 HOH: Constructing a tiny key card

Mackensy wins!!!!!

Puts up Kimo and Rubina.

POV:  BB Comics!!

Kimo:  30:27

Mack:  13:51 WINNER! Smart move, finding the differences 1st, then the order.

Mack decides to NOT use it on Rubina and put up Cam, even though she's furious at him for not doing anything all season.

Jury House:  Quinn, TK, Leah, and Angela

Leah (chubby-chaser) confesses to have a crush on Quinn!

Eviction:

Kimo is evicted 2-0

BB26: Week 10:

 HOH Comp:  Candy Stacking

Rubina: 25

Makensy: 30 wins!!! 

Angela:  20

Mack puts up Kimo and Angela:)

POV:   Mack, Kimo, Angela, Cam, Leah, and Chelsie

Also on the line:  Watching the movie The Wild Robot:)

Translate The Animals' Language!

Top 3:

Leah:  Came in 2nd

Mack:  9:12 WINS!!  Picks Kimo, Cam, and Rubina!  Chelsie is NOT happy at being left out with Angela and Leah,

Chelsie:  35:23

Veto Meeting:

Mack uses it on Kimo; puts up Leah next to Angela.  Whoot!!!!  I reeeeeaaaallly hope Angela is evicted!!!  I am SO tired of her tears, paranoia, etc.

Julie appears as an avatar and warns everyone Ainsley has 'evolved' and everyone is in 'grave danger'.....foreshadowing the double eviction???

Double Eviction Night!

Eviction #1:

Leah is evicted 4-0

HOH:  Chelsie wins between the tie-breaker with Angela:)

Chelsie nominates Angela and Kimo.

POV:  Chelsie, Angela, Kimo, Cam, Rubina, and Mack

Kimo wins and takes himself off the block; Chelsie puts up Rubina

Eviction #2:

Angela is evicted, 3-0  YAY!!!!!!!!!

1) Get the hell out of the house....

2) Shut the f**k up.....

3) Sit the f**k down.....

4) Quit crying!

BB26: Week 9

 HOH Comp:  Jankie's World:) Pizza, Ice Cream, Dancing, and Singing ALL WEEK LONG!

Leah wins by holding her marshmallow to the fire for over 9 hours!! 

T'Kor dropped 1st, followed by Kimo, Mack, Rubina, Angela, then Cam.

Leah puts up Kimo and Rubina

POV:  Leah, Kimo, Rubina, Angela, Chelsie, and T'Kor

Candy puzzle, plus whomever comes in 2nd wins the 'Jankie' veto:)

Angela finishes 1st...*gag*....then dances around yelling.  Shut up, woman....

Leah wins the Jankie POV, which means she has to play a 'Jankie' game in order to activate it.

Veto Meeting:

Jankie Game:  Leah cannot knock down 5 bottles with 3 balls...

Angela takes down Kimo; Leah nominates T'Kor (1st time!).

Eviction:

T'Kor is evicted, 4-1 (Kimo voted for Rubina to leave).

BB26: Week 8

Will someone please pour Mack out of that dress?

 HOH:  Chelsie wins!

They watched a series of strange videos, then did the 'before or after' comp.

LMAO.....birds flew over the backyard and one dropped their business on her forehead!!  YUCK!

Chelsie nominates Angela and Kimo.  Leah is her backup, should either of them take themselves off.

Oh Angela....get over yourself!

POV:  OTEV Comp!!!!  Otev, the Trash-Talking Trash Panda:)

Chelsie, Angela, Kimo, Quinn, Makensy, and Rubina

Round 1:  Makensy got the only correct answer!!!!  

Crazy....1st time in HISTORY this comp was won in the FIRST ROUND!!!

Mack uses the veto on Angela; Chelsie puts up Quinn

Julie has a mild case of COVID, so Jerry O'Connell steps in to host.

Eviction:

Quinn is evicted, 4-2

OMG Leah....you forgot half your dress!  Mack, you're falling out of yours....and Rubina.....wth are you wearing???

Ainsley Has An Announcement!

Another AI will be joining the house soon:)

BB26: Week 7

Wow....the aftermath of Tucker leaving!  Angela is shocked to tears when Kimo revealed he voted to evict her; Quinn happy-dancing all over the diary room and the bathroom, and admitting he was wearing Rubina's skirt?  Is this kid also LGBTQ?   

HOH: The egg /chicken wire challenge!

Quinn drops egg; becomes Have-Not, followed by Kimo and Makensy.

Quinn wins!  Does this still mean he's a Have-Not?  LMAO!

He nominates Angela, Rubina (noooo!), and Kimo

Q, what kind of pants are you wearing???  It looks as if a patchwork quilt was made into pants....or shorts were lengthened by other fabrics???

POV:  Quinn, Angela, Rubina, Kimo, Joseph, and Leah

In the dark comp!  Leah wins!!!  Quinn tossed the one item he needed away, then couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Leah uses it on Angela; Quinn puts up Joseph.

Ooooh, the green-eyed monster has hit Chelsie, watching Cam and Mack snuggle!

AI Arena: Rubina, Kimo, Joseph

Untangle comp!  Rubina wins!!!!  I thought she might; she's the smallest:)

Yikes...Mack has her dress on backwards again!!!  Or did Leah wear it a few weeks ago???  Okay; it's a halter top....in that case, thank GOD she's small-busted!  Who the hell designed that monstrosity?  3 bows in the front, with cut-outs between them.  Ugh.  She also acts as if the dress is too tight....then why wear it???

Eviction:

Joseph is evicted, 4-3:) Last person before Jury begins.

Ainsley's Surprise:

No More AI ARENA!!!!!

BB26: Week 6

HOH Comp:  Sound Bites!  Sounds the houseguests make as they eat, shave, tap fingers, and lotion up.

T'Kor wins!!  Nominates  Makensy, Cam, and Tucker

AI Instigator:  Tucker!

Act 1:  Tries to expose his and Rubina's relationship by using Quinn's avatar, but it backfires.....and T and R share their 1st kiss after she breaks down in tears.  T tries to let her know, "Hey, now we can hold hands in public."

Act 2:  Uses Rubina's avatar:  calls out Angela as the Queen of Twerking, then uses Angela's to call her the Rolling Butt of Chuck!

Act 3:  Uses Kimo's avatar: tells them Leah knows everything going on from 'the boys'.

Act 4: Uses his own avatar; tells them Quinn and Chelsie aren't to be trusted, and now he's on the block, and he's coming for T'Kor.

Houseguests think Angela is the instigator....

POV:  T'Kor, Cam, Tucker, Makensy, Joseph, and Angela

Prizes and Punishments Comp!

TK:  Eliminated 4th; wins punishment to clear 'radioactive' things; trades for veto; swapped for $$

C: WINS! Wins BB AI assist; swaps Tucker for Veto

Tu:  Eliminated 5th; wins $$ and takes the veto; swapped for AI Assist punishment! Gets asked idiotic questions at all times of the day and night (How tall are giraffes? What does a hippo weigh?  Who was the first to live in Buckingham palace?)

M: Eliminated 3rd; wins last chance luau (trip to Hawaii); keeps it

J: Eliminated 1st; gets veto; loses veto for Mattirix:  24 hours solitary confinement with Matt's avatar, just talking incessantly!

A: Eliminated 2nd; wins Trapped in Mattrix; swaps for veto; gets the radiation punishment; has 12 hours to clean up one orb at a time; otherwise, she does NOT get to play in the HOH comp.. Periodically, she gets slimed with what looks like Pepto-bismal to 'decontaminate' herself.  Completes it in 9.5 hours:)

POV Meeting:

Cam takes himself off;  T'Kor puts up Angela. Tucker's not happy it wasn't Leah, but Angela's paranoia has T'Kor feeling unsettled.

AI Arena: Tucker, Angela, Makensy

Mack wins!  Chelsie, Cam, Leah, Mack, and possibly Quinn are thinking about taking a shot at Tucker, but Quinn's still unsure, because if he votes with the others, he runs the risk of pissing off T'Kor, Kimo, Rubina, and Joseph.  Will T'Kor have to break a tie, or will Quinn get Tucker out?

Eviction:

Tucker is evicted, 5-3 (and his AI Assist outfit!)

Nooooooooo......I liked the fact he wanted to play hard, and was hoping he'd go farther!  But agree....this was probably their ONE shot to get him out.