Ain't It Great To Be A Hoosier?

I had a busy dream pattern last night and woke up exhausted. Ever have one of those dreams where you and your spouse are fighting over how to get from Point A to Point B, only he insists he doesn't want to drive slower than 75mph, and even though you know the fastest way to get there, the speed limit is only 55 and full of speed traps?

I may go back to bed for an hour or two.

In the meantime, enjoy the following! Got it in an email the other day.


Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Hoosiers.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed
from September through May,
you may live in Indiana .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't even work there,
you may live in Indiana .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the
same time, you may live in Indiana .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Indiana .

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of
Muncie for the weekend,
you may live in Indiana .

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Indiana .

If you know several people who have hit a deer
more than once,
you may live in Indiana .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in
the same day and back again,
you may live in Indiana .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Indiana .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both doors unlocked,
you may live in Indiana .

If you carry jumpers in your car and
your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Indiana .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Indiana .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Indiana .

If driving is better in the winter because
the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Indiana .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter and road construction,
you may live in Indiana .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Indiana .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you may live in Indiana .

If you actually understand these jokes, and
forward them to all your Indiana friends & others,
you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana .