Tuesday, August 4, 2026

August Goals

Was more productive than I thought last month!  July went waaaaayyy too fast!

-Be able to sing with Choir July 3rd Check!  Was able to leave work at 7:30!

-Be able to sing with Choir July 5th @Westminster Presby. Check!  Hubby let me drive the truck:)

-Get van fixed!!! 7/6: Fixed!  7/9:  Picked it up, but the left front brake caliper needs replaced. Worked on it, but gave D and W a hard time.  Will resume in the morning.

-Do well at InConJunction Bleh....only sold 1, but had a BLAST catching up with friends and buying Honey Bunch/Dana Girl books!!!

-Pay for Erica's pass to Imaginarium ($75) Check!

-Do well and have fun at Imaginarium Check!  Had a blast; Erica had fun; and sold 7!!!  5 on Sunday!!!

-Get jump rings on charms for IAE 400 Check!

-Move daughter and grandson back home Check!

-Add words to Hallmark story Finished it 7/30!!!



Books Read:  

            Print:  6

        E-book:  2

             DNF:  1

Karaoke Songs Added To Good List:  12


2026 Events:

Aug 8th:  Indy Author Event 

Aug 21st:  Singing at RSPAC (opening act for Freedom Band)

Aug 22nd:  Lafayette Comic Con, Tippecanoe Co Fairgrounds, Lafayette, IN 

Sept 11th:  Singing at Grouseland

Sept 12th:  StompCon, Fowler, IN??

Oct 25th:  Romance and Roses Lit Con, Embassy Suites Indpls Airport, Plainfield, In $50 paid 6/5 Still owe $40 (1/2 table)

Nov 11-15:  ICGAHS

Nov 28th:  Creative Holiday Market, 1972 KCARC

Dec 2-3rd:  GSH Christmas Vendor Event ($50)


August Goals:  

-Lose 5 pounds (start:  240)

-WRITE ANTHO STORY!!!!

-Do well at Indy Author Event

-Have enjoyable visit with sister

-Do well at Lafayette Comic Con

-Buy one more pkg Book Sleeves from Temu

-Buy one more pkg sarcasm notepads from Temu

-Send Daughter's MS to editor

-Republish Rex Nancy working on it

-Fill out passport paperwork and turn it in

-Find out about passport photo Staples???  CVS???

-Add words to Dragon story stalled and turn in short story for antho

-Buy new soap dish for MBa 

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa 

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills

-Read 6 books

-Finish current e-book 


August Reading Schedule: 
Mindtalk-A. Alex Come'
Survivor:  Forged In Fire-Jeff Probst
Raised On Radio-Paul Rees
The Return-Nicholas Sparks
Dance With Me-:Luanne Rice
Dial A For Aunties-Jesse Q Sutanto
Summer In the City-Alex Aster
Dr. Alaska-Jillian David
Paging Dr. Breakup-JD
Shelter From The Cold-A. Weber and C.A. Wolff
The Takedown-Lily Chu
House of Deceit-N.E. Butcher
As We Wander The Stars-Todd Black
Dear Hades-Hope Bolinger and Alyssa Roat
Mistress Giselle-JR Froemling
The Spies Down The Street-Ryan O'Connell
8 Billion Genies-Charles Soule
Surviving Lily-M. Black
Double Take-Lynette Eason
Honey Bunch Books:
     -Just A Little Girl
     -1st Garden
     -1st Camp
     -1st Circus
     -1st Trip West
     -1st Airplane
     -1st Zoo
     -1st Big Adventure
     -1st Parade
     -1st Club
     -1st Costume Party
     -1st Pet Show
     -1st Mystery
     -1st Twin Playmates
Dana Girls:  Carolyn Keene
     -Locked Room
     -Study Lamp
     -Tower
The Great Landlocked Sea-E. Davis
Reach Up For The Sunrise-Jen Selinsky
Chicken Pulp-Hericja R. Raymer
The Luck of the Ogre-Annette Miller
Where Shadows Sleep-Lawrence Weill
Tracer-David E Graham
The Girl In The Window-S. Lee Davis
The Watchers of Moniah-Barbara V. Evers
The Lemon Sisters-Jill Shalvis
Kiki-Tommy B. Smith
Chains In The Sky-Carl R. Moore
Legend of Ardmire Castle-Sianyn (Shannon) Leigh
Follow Your Dreams-Conway Stone
Dream High-Conway Stone
The Choice-Anne Greene (misplaced??)
Louise Penney book
A Quiet Strength-Janette Oke
Valley of the Shaman-Arlen Andrews
Joyful Poems For Children-James Whitcomb Riley
I Heard God Laugh-Matthew Kelly
Life Is Messy-Matthew Kelly
Franklin and Eleanor
-58

E-book:
The Girlfriends-Abigail Barnett

Karaoke Songs:

8/6

The Old Apartment-Barenaked Ladies????

The Old Man Down The Road-John Fogarty
Sir Duke-Stevie Wonder
Sister Christian-Night Ranger
Heaven Is A Four-Letter Word-Bad English
I'll Fall In Love Again-Sammy Hagar
Invincible-Pat Benetar


8/13:
The One I Love-REM???
The One That You Love-Air Supply
The Party's Over-Journey
Sister Golden Hair-America
Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves-Eurythmics
Abacab-Genesis
Wanted Dead or Alive-Bon Jovi


8/20:
The Power of Love-Huey Lewis and The News
The Power of Love-Celine Dion/Air Supply???
Sixteen Candles
Sixth Avenue Heartache-Wallflowers
Back On My Feet Again-Babys
Angel of the Morning-Juice Newton

8/27:
The Pretender-Jackson Brown???
The Reason-Hoobastank (Last one on YT)
Sk8er Boi-Avril Levigne
Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
Every Time I Think of You-Babys
Alone-Heart


TBB (on wish list-was tired of not finding them!)
You Will Never Be Me-Jesse Q Santanto (print)
I'm Not Done With You Yet-JQS (print)
Vera Wang's Unsolicited Advice For Murderers-JQS (print)
All We Ever Wanted-Emily Giffen (print)
Try Again Baby-Julia Wolf (print)
I've Got A Crush On You-Lauren Blakely (print)
Stranger Than Fiction-Chris Colfer (print)
A Wake of Starlight-Tina Murray (print)
The Marriage Bargain-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Trap-Jennifer Probst (2013-$15)
The Marriage Mistake-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Merger-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
Into Thin Air-Jon Krakauer (2013-$15)
The Cookbook Collection-Allegra Goodman (2013-$11)
The Summer Without Her (Men???)-Siri Hustvedt
Searching For Someday-Jennifer Probst (2014-$8)
Hard As You Can-Laura Kay (2014-$9)
The Year of Living Biblically-A.J. Jacobs (2014-$15)
Retaliation-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10)
Accused-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10) 
Romulus-Marilyn Campbell ($5)
Gaslight Chronicles-Cindy Spencer Pape ($8)
So Far Away-Dakota Madison, et al
Love Realized-Melanie Codina
Love Resisted-Melanie Codina
Assumptions-Melanie Codina
One The Run-Jade C. Jamison
Decker-AD Ellis
Sawyer-AD Ellis
Monster Among The Rose-Linda Kage ($6)
Flower of Heaven-Julien Ayotta
Dangerous Bloodlines-Julien Ayotta
If I Fall-Lydia Michaels ($5)
If You Want Me-Tara Mills
Tomorrow-Samantha Kane
Backdoor Billionaire's Bride-Roz Lee (2019-$5)
The Play-Tawdra Kandle
Hopeful In Yellow-Sandra Sookoo
Magic In Mayflowers-Sandra Sookoo
Zero Chance-Linda Kage (want entire series in print)
Paging Dr, Breakup-Jillian David
The Girl Vanished-Jessica Ann (Jessie Clever)
The Lost Summers-Jessica Ann (Jessie Clever)
Ballad of Us-Sasha Marshall
Naughty, Nice, Never Been Kissed-Cassidy Hudspeth
A Party To Die for-Kerry Schafer
The Paris Predicament-Lexi Haddock
Elle Kennedy books

Monday, August 3, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W24

Day 109:  Warm, 80s; 61 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Riley

Loader:  Jax, DS Ian

1) Arrived and the parking lot was EMPTY!

2) Just after I closed the large garage door, the customer who'd just walked in asked, "Were we not supposed to come in that way?"

"I was just closing it to keep the cool air inside."

3) Customer asked if he could take a cart outside, load up the dog-eared fence pickets, then bring them back inside so I could ring it up. I said, "Or, I just input the item number, you pay, then load them directly into your truck."

Outfit:  Black Rebel Be Free tee, long capris, black danglies


Day 110:



Day 111:



Day 112:

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W23

Day 106: Hot, humid, 90s; 77 t/a
ASM:  Keri
HC:  Madi
Loaders:  Jax, Kolton
1) Regional staff was here, but only saw them when I clocked in at 5.  Was told they left soon after.
2) Forgot to give a customer his $5 change....oops!
3) Got new drywall carts!  About freaking time!
4) Discovered 2-drawer mini cabinet in pink!  Can have it shipped to home for only $6....
5) Only got a 5 min pit stop. Not a 15 min break.
6) Madi told me she's applied for the Flooring specialist position (Chad's old one)
Outfit:  Blue Plank LU tee, 1 button cut off capris, zirconian hoops


Day 107: Cooler, 80s; 71 t/a
ASM:  Dan
HC:  Madi
Loader:  Jax
1) Customer goes to #2 and stands.  
"Is anyone here?"
"I'm over here."
He comes over and orders 5 bags of concrete.  Dude, did you even SEE my light on????
2) Had to reset the pin pad after Customer #3.
3) Went to lunch at 8; returned and discovered Chasity had pulled my trash.
4) Customer had several tools, yet stood around while I unloaded them.  Wanted to ask him if his hands worked.....
5) Madi was offered the Flooring Specialist! Bryan's also looking for a new job, as are Zach and Kathy. Emily's not likely to return from Maternity leave.
Outfit:  Gold tee, 1 button cut off capris, zirconian hoops
Off tomorrow!!!!!



Day 108: Slightly rainy; 80s; 64 t/a
ASM:  Shannon
HC:  Riley
Loaders:  Justice, Miguel
1) Was complimented!
"You're always here!"
"I wasn't yesterday...."
"Neither were we....but you're always cheerful, and it's a pleasure to be in your line."
"Aaawwww....thank you so much!"  (made my day!)

2) Pro John had called in, due to seizure
3) Had to ring up Nan and Mel twice; their cart didn't save. The register hijacked and wouldn't ring up the final three items.  Weird.....
Outfit:  Vancouver Aquarium tee, 1 button cut off capris, sea horses.
Off this weekend for Mom's birthday!

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Molly and Erica Road Trip 2026

 It's no secret I turned 60 last December.  My BFF did the same in May. But since we're 90 minutes apart with busy lives, I celebrated at home with family (that's what you do when your birthday is a week before a major holiday!) while she went to Pigeon Forge with her family (her special day happened to fall on a BLACKOUT weekend for me, so I couldn't even go up the day before!)

So what do you do?  "Hey, come to Louisville with me in July.  We'll party our a$$es off!"

Fortunately, two weeks before the event (and the discounted ticket were almost gone!), she agreed.  Her ticket bought; she agreed to be at my house by 8am Friday the 17th.  All was good!

Hiccup #1: I couldn't sleep Thursday night. Finally at 3am, I got up and trolled around the internet for an hour, going back to bed at 4. My alarm was set for 7am.

I did get up on time, drank a cup of coffee, and finished packing.  Erica arrived; I was still in my jammies.

Slight Hiccup #2:  Our new kitten crawled into my suitcase and took up residence while I was getting dressed.  No problem; I'll make sure other things are packed while Miku aka Scrappie Do aka Monster aka Squirt aka Peanut decides to move or I pick her up and reloacate her (that's what I ended up doing, earning me a glare from a nearly 9-week old.  Her mother has taught her well, ha ha!)

8:30 am:  We're on the road! We stop at Walmart in Princeton to top off the tank (a mere $36), run into Walmart for a 6-pack of Blue Berry Kool-Aid, then hit up Burger King for breakfast.  We're back on the highway by 10:15-30-ish.

About  90 minutes later, I pulled off at the Leavenworth exit (I still call it Tell City!) and purchased two footlong sandwiches from Subway, both ham and cheese.  They don't need refrigerated, since we can't check into our room until 3.

Around noon, we arrive and unload the van. My Con Mom, Marian Allen, greets me immediately, as does Jen Selinsky at the check in counter.  Whoo hoo, I have 'my' spot again!  Erica helps me unload, then I return to the van for load #2 and discover she has paid NO ATTENTION to my table displays on FB from last week.  Not to worry; it's a simple fix. I get everything organized, return the wagon to the van, and go park. I also gave her the tiara I'd bought and put on my own.

I come back in and am making some minor adjustments when Jayson William Allen grabs me in a hug...."So good to see you darlin'..." I introduced him to Erica:)

Then I took her on a tour. We started around the corner and introduced her to Jeri Maynard, Barbara Evers ("Don't Get Caught With Your Eyes Closed!"), which earned us both a giraff pendant, and Marian Allen and T.Lee Harris. Then it was on to the vendor hall.....then the 2nd half of the hallway......greeting Stephanie Lanham (Jayson's g/f), Ava Cuvey and Ariella Talix, Santiago Cirillo (he always greeted us with a bow and 'your majesties'!), Troy Maynard (The Very Vocal Viking) and a whole lot more!

I sold one book Friday, to fellow author Sianyn (Shannon in Welsh), who bought Playing With Time.  I'm interested in her Twisted Fairies.

Checked in at 3; we were in Rm 674, a nice hike from the elevators, but a NICE corner room with it's own hallway!  The shower was walk-in, and we had a king bed. Put the sandwiches in the fridge and went back downstairs.

Around 5:30, I was beginning to be hungry, so we went back up and grabbed half our food.  I had a panel at 7, and with the entertainment starting at 8, I knew we weren't going to have time to go get food. Scarfed down my sandwich and at 6:45, covered my table and used the facilities before my panel. Discovered some yellow streaks on my white tee, then was horrified to discover I'd dripped mustard all down the front of my badge and tee!  Oh well, the badge covered most of it.

Panel was good! 'Building Chemistry' had a good audience, and since we'd not received any prep for it, a few of the questions I just echoed another panelist! Marilyn Barr attended and expressed her exasperation we were 'too clean' in our descriptions!  "It's after hours....where are the f**ks?"

Afterward, went back to the room to change my shirt and to soak my other one. Fixed our cocktails (vodka/Kool-Aid) and returned to the ballroom to discover we'd missed the belly dancing, and settled in for Jayson's concert.  Around 11:30, headed back upstairs to decompress and go to sleep.  I did go back downstairs to get another washcloth, and without thinking, hugged Troy Maynard and told him I was going to bed.

Carl Moore's eyes widened and says, "Ohhhh.....I just put it together!"

Troy and I looked at each other. "Put what to-Oh no, we're not TOGETHER!"

Troy puts his arm back around me. "But we are together."

Carl laughed and put his arm around me, sandwiching me between them.

"Ooooh, a Molly Sandwich!"  We had a good laugh, then I went back upstairs and passed out!  My three hours of sleep was definitely catching up with me!


Day 2:  (I promise I won't get so detailed!)

After some confusion as to how the shower handle controlled the water temp (It was in an UP position, and very scalding water kept coming out), plus one trip downstairs to find out what I was doing wrong, Erica figured it out. Whomever had the room before us left it in the wrong position; it was supposed to be DOWN), we each got our showers and headed downstairs.

Jayson showed up and bought my Aiden Kross book!

Spent the rest of the time talking to a LOT of people, giving directions to rooms (Calumet was BEHIND a row of vendors, and you had to go under the stairway to get to it), and selling my banquet ticket to Marian Gosling (and apologizing for the mustard stains!). At 6, we covered the table, nearly had to evacuate due to the fire alarm going off, then went to Chipotle for dinner.  Came back, dressed in our sparkly shirts, fixed another cocktail for each, and went down to the party.

I'd put in Independence Day before figuring out the app, and put in my others. So when I was called up, I was surprised it was Edge of 17 instead. Was complimented, then Erica and I were called up for Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, but my mic was off for the 1st verse! E and I shared hers until they got mine turned on and we had a lot of dancers! Then waited.....and waited....danced, laughed, sang....and waited.  Finally at 11:30, I was able to belt out Independence Day, receiving cheers!  We even got Santiago up to do I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys:) Returned to the room at midnight and passed out!


Day 3:

This is normally the day I'm away from my booth, taking pics of everyone. But instead, I shanghied everyone over to the Imaginarium banner, and we took pics there.  I also sold an UNPRECEDENTED 5 more books!  Normally, my weekend sales are 0 on Friday, 2-4 on Saturday, and maybe one on Sunday. So this was AMAZING!!!!  Broke down the table at 5, and went to the Troll Pub with Aubrey and Baron, like last year. Had a delicious meal of a Mushroom/Swiss burger and Caesar side salad, then took pics in front of the Troll before heading back to the hotel.  Holly had invited us up to their room, and it turned out they were in 774, right above us! After changing into PJs, we fixed our final cocktails and walked up the stairs. I'll admit, we did more observing than actual interaction. The men were around the table, drinking while the women were doing Tarot readings on each other. When Aubrey arrived and set hers up, I almost suggested leaving (we'd been there almost 30 mins by that time), but decided to just watch. I was trying to keep my feelings neutral; I don't believe in that stuff. But when Aubrey flicked over the final card and it was the Sexuality one, then admitted she'd NEVER had that card turn up before, we all lost it!  

At one point, I leaned forward, patted Isa on the shoulder (she was getting the reading) and asked, "Is this a sign she needs to read my books?", which brought MORE laughter from the group!

Then Baron arrived and did one on Aubrey, which nearly had me rolling my eyes at her response to what was shown. After she was done, I asked Erica if she was ready to go back downstairs, so we said goodbye to everyone and left.


Monday:

Intended to sleep in, but was awake by 8, then got moving around 9am. Packed up; I went down to retrieve my wagon and move the van closer to the front door. Saw Carma, Aubrey, Baron, Wayne, Cassandra, and Miss Ruby in the lobby/restaurant, so hugged each one once more. Hauled everything down to the van and checked out. Stopped at the Arby's in Evansville for lunch, then came on home.

Back to reality......had a fun-filled weekend with my BFF, and she said she wouldn't mind a return trip next year! And there are still people who didn't make it this year I need to introduce her too (Brian K Morris, John Pyka, Demetrious Witherspoon, Steven Shrewsbury, Sandy Lender)  So Note To Self:  Get hotel reservations in BEFORE the double queen rooms are booked up!

Esp if Sara decides to come with the kids.  We're gonna need more room.

Also, this convention MIGHT be held elsewhere next year; the convention has somewhat outgrown the Holiday Inn.

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W22

Day 100:  Hot, 90's; 80 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Madi, Levi

Loader:  Jax

1) Discovered DS Charles quit.

2) Discovered the trash bags I'd put in the locker were missing; Bryan was dealing with the same Hispanic customer from last week, so went to Receiving to get more.  Aisle was blocked, so Ricky climbed through and got them for me.  Then Madi was upset b/c it put her behind closing LG.

3)  Had ZERO customers from 8:30-9:30.

4) Nan and Mel arrived at 9:45 (5th trip!) and while N was getting paint mixed, M got his lumber.  Then we waited on N until 10:10. Finally left at 10:15!

Outfit:  Black Journey tee, 2 button capris, small gold hoops


Day 101: Cooler, high 70s; 81 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Was busy 5-5:30

2) Needed o/r at 9:30 for ladder

3) Discovered hours were cut for tomorrow.  Come in at 4, unless approved otherwise.

4) Emily had baby Harrison last night!  7 lbs, 2 oz, 21 inches:)

5) Place cleared out by 9 pm:)

6) Back ache after lunch.

Outfit:  Black, square neck blouse, 2 button cut off capris, small gold textured hoops


Day 102: Warm, low 80s; 84 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Pro John, Justice

1) Woman complained about the lack of help in Lumber:  a) John was at lunch and b) Justice has only been on the floor 4 times.  He's still learning!  "This is pathetic.  Menards is wonderful."

"I'm sorry; we're going through growing pains at the moment, with people being shuffled around."

2) Man complained about not finding any roof jacks. I couldn't find them in the system; he insulted John by saying he was too lazy to go look.  Later, he found them on the site; called Roof BRACKETS, in Aisle 18, bay 13, but we were out.

3) Had to move to #2 around 5, due to being out of $5s and 10s.

4) Dan and Ricky took the hopper before I was ready; John took my trash and ran after them.  On the return trip, I told Dan to drop the hopper and bring in the concrete; he let Ricky do it while he went to the cash office.  "This is how you do things down here, Dan!"

5) Learned Trevor was fired due to NC/NS; Mark stepped down; Zach and Kathy are looking to quit once Shannon takes over Pro; Emily's thinking of not returning after maternity leave.  WTH is going on???

Outfit:  Blue Dept of Having a Good Time tee, 2 button cut off capris, small gold hoops.


Day 103: Warm, low 80s; 92 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Sam, Justice

1) Was BUSY 3-6!

2) Had to move to #2; no $1s, 5, or 10s!

3) Neil had wrong faucet; Mike sold it to him for $100, not the $49 one.

4) Woman's card wouldn't work; turned out it's wasn't activated.

5) Back ached from 6-close.  Before I even sat down!

6) Cleaned out the coffee carafe, but left it in the break room. Riley brought it up.

7) Had a communication issue with a couple; they wanted blocks and rebar, but weren't sure of the rebar. Said they'd be back next week.

Outfit:  Star Wars tee (was told to wear Disney apparal today!), 2 button cut off capris, large zirconians


Day 104:  Rare Sat Cooler but humid 70s; 82 t/a

ASM:  Shannon, Charlie

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Woman pushed empty cart out the doors, then left it outside. *eye roll*

2) Trained Nathanial 6-close

3) No backache!  Stood the entire time.

Outfit:  Purple Sneezing Time tee, 2 button cut off capris, small crystal tear drop danglies


Day 105:  Rare Sun Hot, Humid 80s; 81 t/a

ASM:  Keri

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Customer asked if he could get back in if he left through the Pro doors.

2) Woman asked for help in tools; I paged.  Not a minute later, another woman asked, "Can we have some help?"

"Of course! Where?"

"Down here...in tools." 

John had arrived and he went to help her.

Is there a stupidity epidemic going around?

3) Senor Tequila owner/manager cut in line; I playfully ordered him to the back of the line, then told him he needed to cough up some margarita coupons for both of us!

"For you, Patron tequila!"

4) Was trying to do an LCA but my Zebra would NOT let me type in a phone #, and we couldn't locate the account under the name. So had to do a phone sale.

5) Had four customers walk in ten minutes before closing.

Outfit:  Black lace tee, 2 button cut off capris, sapphire hoops.

Off tomorrow!!!!

3) 

Monday, July 13, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W21 INVENTORY WEEK

 Day 96: Hot, 80s; 71 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  DS Ian, Jax, Donovan

1) Couldn't find Jax for Code 3 or Code 50 for 15 mins

2) Karen looked for light switch ON light; showed her where it was

3) The stool is fixed!!!

4) Place emptied out around 9:30

5) Inventory week, so very short-staffed.

6) Had several returns at close.

Outfit:  Gray Blessed G'ma tee, 1 button capris.  Skipped earrings, due to left one infected.


Day 97: Hot, 90s; 73 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Woman called to me:  Hey sweetheart, can you unlock this for me?"

   Ummmm....I'm not your sweetheart, and I can't leave my register, but I'll call someone for you.....

   SM Maria was nearby; the woman flagged her down.  I wasn't even logged into my Zebra yet!

2) Customer with cabinets had boss on phone.  Tried 3 cards; none worked.  45 mins later, decided to pick them up tomorrow. He spoke very little English; we communicated through the phone translator; it's saved under MY phone # (had to transfer it to Reg #1, in order to ring up customers while we were waiting); I HOPE no one gives me flak about it tomorrow!

3) Due to running out of $5s and $10s, was on Reg #2 from 5:30 to close.

4) Customer returned ceiling tiles and was going to push them back, but got hung up on suckers, so just left it.  WTH???

5) Customer was told we could order the $39 batteries, but we had none in the network and the system wouldn't let me do a PUL. Customer demanded a manager, and Levi was stuck at CS, so sent them up there.

6) Customer arrived to pick up his order, but Fulfillment was way behind, so he picked it himself. Then I couldn't figure out how to print it. He took some of it and pushed the rest behind the Pro Desk and said he'd return in the morning for Pro Kathy to figure out.

7) Reg #2 ran out of $1s; Levi managed to THAT!

8) I misread the time when I clocked out for lunch and clocked in a minute late. Levi was like, 'You're 4 minutes late! Now I only get a 15 min lunch!"  

"I'm sorry; I'm old and stressed out!"

Outfit:  Blue MLU tee, long capris. No earrings, as I'm trying to let my left earlobe heal.


Day 98: Hot, 91; 89 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi, Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Customer wanted jobsite box; couldn't locate anyone in HW or Tools. Levi and Donovan found one.

2) Customer wanted metal trashcan discounted for tiny ding at the back. Told her I could knock off $10, but the HC was busy at CS and would most likely be 15 mins to arrive.  They opted to leave it behind.

3) Customer returned a lot of PVC.......off 5 receipts, ten mins before we closed!

Outfit:  Blue floral with sheer sleeves; long capris/ Still no earrings, as I'm hoping the left lobe will heal soon.


Day 99: Hot, 90s; 74 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Same Hispanic customer from previous 3 days showed me pics of the cabinets he wanted, then had me call his boss.  After being hung up on and not understanding him a few times, we finally tried his card 3 times, but all declined.  At least it was only 20 mins today, as opposed to the hour Wednesday and 45 mins on Tuesday!

2) Customer asked if they could take the cart outside.  Told them no, they must drive their car inside.  Got a laugh!

Outfit:  Blue USA tee, long capris.  Still no earrings yet.

Tomorrow:  Off To Louisville!!!

Monday, July 6, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W20

 Day 92:  Hot, 80s; 66 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Male customer arrived wearing only bib overalls, but at least he had his side panels buttoned up!

2) According to the flow chart, Alex was supposed to work 8-6, but arrived at 7 and was working the night shift. WTH??  Does this mean he's off tomorrow???

3) Arrived @3 only to discover my shift was 3:30-close.  Clocked in, did my AP4Me and LU, printed off my schedule, THEN went to Lumber.

4) Found earbuds on the floor in front of the Pro desk. Turned out to be Riley's!

5) DS Ian arrived at 9pm.  Again, WTH????

Outfit:  Gray LU Plank tee, 1 button cut off capris, silver zirconian hoops.


Day 93: Hot, 80s; 77 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  DS Charles, Pro John, Justice (new guy)

1) Entitled customer:  Wanted quart drywall mud in a bag and left their cart in front of the Pepsi cooler.

2) Alex arrived at 5; Olivia's short day.

3) Took my lunch from 7-8.

4) Customer asked about why we had flat cameras in the parking lot....told him it was extra security, due to thefts.  He said a lot people don't like them, aka 'Big Brother watching'.  John later told me the police put them up, not our company.

Outfit:  Gray USA flowers, 1 button capris, large zirconians.


Day 94: Hot, mid 80s, T-storm; 54 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  DS Charles, Jax, Justice

1) Arrived at 3, then discovered wasn't due until 5! Read for 2 hours:)

2) Coffee wasn't done and there were a bunch of returns.

3) Olivia pulled her own trash?!?!?!?!?

4) On my 15, took the coffee pot to the break room and set it on the sink while I took back half the returns....then forgot about it.  Theresa cleaned it out; I brought it back after we closed.

Outfit:  Black MOM tee, 1 button cut off capris, large zirconian studs


Day 95:  Last Day With Alex!!! Hot, Rain, 80s; 82 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Korbin

1) Rain at 6:30

2) My stool broke, so was sitting on 5 buckets all evening.  Not the most comfortable seat.

3) Had entitled customer who wouldn't put anything up on the counter.

4) Pizza in Pro and cake in break room for Alex's final day

5) Discovered I was supposed to take my LUNCH at 5, not just a 15. My lunch break came at 8:15!

Outfit:  Vegas Indian Motorcycle tee, 1 button cut off capris, blue sapphire hoops

Off the rest of the weekend for InConJunction!