Monday, August 17, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W26

Day 117: Cooler, 80s; 61 t/a

ASM:  Charlie

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Steve, Korbin, DS Ian

1) Customer paid me $62,50 in rolled coins!

2) Nan and Mel arrived around 9 and left at close.

Outfit:  Black eclipse tee, 1 button capris, eclipse danglies


Day 118: Hot, high 80s; 66 t/a

ASM:  Charlie

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Korbin, Justice

1) Was fairly quiet.

2) Went to break at 8:20.

Outfit:  Gray Purdue tee, 1 button capris, diamond posts


Day 119: Early rain, hot, low 80s; 108 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi

Loader:  Jax

1) First of all, I fell down in the back yard while going to the truck for lunch. Left shoulder hurts; was slightly light-headed, and the middle knuckle of my left hand is swollen.  Left big toe is also tender.

2) Had issues getting a Code 50 for concrete; finally after 30 mins, Pro Kath got their attention and it was loaded.

3) With 30 minutes til close, Jax flipped off a customer. He owned up to it, so not sure if he's fired or just severely reprimanded.  I didn't see it; I was calling for a spotter.

Outfit:  Teal blue blouse, 1 button cut off capris, gold 'squares'.

Off the next four days!!!

Friday, August 14, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W25

 Day 113: Hot, 90s; 75 t/a

ASM:  Charlie

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Grumpy customer:  "I've been here 20 mins and if I don't get my drain pipe in the next ten, I'm getting my $$ back".  Even gave him 10% off, but still didn't appease him.

2) Everyone needs Code 3, but my Zebra won't work and I sound HORRIBLE over the PA!

3) Was 40 mins late, due to reading the calendzr wrong!

4) New rule:  No one in Break Room after 8pm???  Mine was at 8:30; spent a extra minutes in the bathroom, then bought a candy bar to stave off the hunger.

Outfit:  Gray IN tee, 2 button cut off capris, small gold hoops


Day 114:  Hot, 90s; 67 t/a

ASM:  Charlie

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Sam

1) Had ZERO engergy.

2) Talked to SM Maria:  8pm rule only applies to salespeople, NOT cashiers!

3) Customer did not set his items on the counter and had to dig for them.

4) Customer didn't count his corner beads (27!) and went off to get something else while I counted, then rang everything else up.

Outfit:  Black AK highway tee, 2 button cut off capris, thin gold hoops


Day 115:  Rare Sat Hot, 90s; 97 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Korbin

1) Customer and I were talking high schools, and forgot to give him his $1 change.

2) Saw Alex!

3) Had Amy fix my schedule for tomorrow; not 4-close; 3-close!

4) Spanish-speaking customers with a list had a translation, but a bad one. After 30 mins of trying to 'decode' their list, they decided to return on Monday and speak to the pros....which is what I tried to get them to do after the 1st 5 minutes!

5) Customer rode the cart out the door, then left it in front of the concrete. WTH???

6) Riley didn't realize I got an hour lunch today.

Outfit:  Blue spare parts tee, 2 button cut off capris, white spiral danglies.


Day 116:  Rare Sun Hot, 90s; 79 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Kolton

1) Time DRAGGED!!!!

2) Saw Dr. Dentist Herman with his left leg in a boot and on a wheeled scooter! Didn't get to talk to him, as I was sent on break shortly after.

3) Had 3 customers descend on me at 7:59!

Outfit:  Black USA Dog tee; 2 button capris, gold crescents with 3 diamonds

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

August Goals

Was more productive than I thought last month!  July went waaaaayyy too fast!

-Be able to sing with Choir July 3rd Check!  Was able to leave work at 7:30!

-Be able to sing with Choir July 5th @Westminster Presby. Check!  Hubby let me drive the truck:)

-Get van fixed!!! 7/6: Fixed!  7/9:  Picked it up, but the left front brake caliper needs replaced. Worked on it, but gave D and W a hard time.  Will resume in the morning.

-Do well at InConJunction Bleh....only sold 1, but had a BLAST catching up with friends and buying Honey Bunch/Dana Girl books!!!

-Pay for Erica's pass to Imaginarium ($75) Check!

-Do well and have fun at Imaginarium Check!  Had a blast; Erica had fun; and sold 7!!!  5 on Sunday!!!

-Get jump rings on charms for IAE 400 Check!

-Move daughter and grandson back home Check!

-Add words to Hallmark story Finished it 7/30!!!



Books Read:  

            Print:  6

        E-book:  2

             DNF:  1

Karaoke Songs Added To Good List:  12


2026 Events:

Aug 8th:  Indy Author Event  Sold 6, bartered 1:)

Aug 21st:  Singing at RSPAC (opening act for Freedom Band)

Aug 22nd:  Lafayette Comic Con, Tippecanoe Co Fairgrounds, Lafayette, IN 

Sept 11th:  Singing at Grouseland

Sept 19th:  StompCon, Fowler, IN ($50)

Oct 25th:  Romance and Roses Lit Con, Embassy Suites Indpls Airport, Plainfield, In $50 paid 6/5 Still owe $40 (1/2 table) Pd 6/12

Nov 11-15:  ICGAHS

Nov 28th:  Creative Holiday Market, 1972 KCARC

Dec 2-3rd:  GSH Christmas Vendor Event ($50)


August Goals:  

-Lose 5 pounds (start:  240)

-WRITE ANTHO STORY!!!!

-Do well at Indy Author Event Check!  Sold 6, bartered 1:)

-Have enjoyable visit with sister Check!

-Do well at Lafayette Comic Con

-Buy one more pkg Book Sleeves from Temu

-Buy one more pkg sarcasm notepads from Temu

-Send Daughter's MS to editor

-Republish Rex Nancy working on it

-Fill out passport paperwork and turn it in

-Find out about passport photo Staples???  CVS???

-Add words to Dragon story stalled and turn in short story for antho

-Buy new soap dish for MBa 

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa 

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills

-Read 6 books

-Finish current e-book 


August Reading Schedule: 
Sand, Sea, and Shenanigans-Donna R. Madden DRR!  Loved this novella!!!!
Mindtalk-A. Alex Come' Lost interest around Ch 13 and skimmed to the end.  Good premise; just not my style.
Survivor:  Forged In Fire-Jeff Probst DRR!  Esp for Survivor fans.....very fun to look back and see who you recognize!  Wish they'd done the photos by season though, and had pics of all players.
Raised On Radio-Paul Rees
The Return-Nicholas Sparks
Dance With Me-:Luanne Rice
Dial A For Aunties-Jesse Q Sutanto
Summer In the City-Alex Aster
Dr. Alaska-Jillian David
Paging Dr. Breakup-JD
Shelter From The Cold-A. Weber and C.A. Wolff
The Takedown-Lily Chu
House of Deceit-N.E. Butcher
As We Wander The Stars-Todd Black
Dear Hades-Hope Bolinger and Alyssa Roat
Mistress Giselle-JR Froemling
The Spies Down The Street-Ryan O'Connell
8 Billion Genies-Charles Soule
Surviving Lily-M. Black
Double Take-Lynette Eason
Honey Bunch Books:
     -Just A Little Girl Loved this!  Always funny to see 4 year olds doing things we'd NEVER allow today's kids do!
     -1st Garden
     -1st Camp
     -1st Circus
     -1st Trip West
     -1st Airplane
     -1st Zoo
     -1st Big Adventure
     -1st Parade
     -1st Club
     -1st Costume Party
     -1st Pet Show
     -1st Mystery
     -1st Twin Playmates
Dana Girls:  Carolyn Keene
     -Locked Room
     -Study Lamp
     -Tower
The Great Landlocked Sea-E. Davis
Reach Up For The Sunrise-Jen Selinsky
Chicken Pulp-Hericja R. Raymer
The Luck of the Ogre-Annette Miller
Where Shadows Sleep-Lawrence Weill
Tracer-David E Graham
The Girl In The Window-S. Lee Davis
The Watchers of Moniah-Barbara V. Evers
The Lemon Sisters-Jill Shalvis
Kiki-Tommy B. Smith
Chains In The Sky-Carl R. Moore
Legend of Ardmire Castle-Sianyn (Shannon) Leigh
Five Alarm Love-Jillian David
Cruise, Coctails, and Chaos-Donna R. Madden
Deadly Vicious Lies-Emma Lynn Ellis
Tempting Lies-Sara Whitney
The Last Juror-John Grisham
Ten Minutes From Normal-Karen Hughes
Fiction Faves:
-Rage-Linda Castillo
-It's A Love Story-Annabel Monighan
-Shipwreck Fiji-Nilima Rao
-The Memory Gardner-Meg Donojue
Physicians Untold Stories-Scott. J. Kolbaba
The Joy of Disciplint-E. Stanley Ott
Funny Story-Emily Henry
5 Stages of Courting Dalisay Ramos-Melissa De La Cruz
The Lonely Hearts Book Club-Lucy Gilmore
Beneath The Stars-Emily McIntire
Follow Your Dreams-Conway Stone
Dream High-Conway Stone
The Choice-Anne Greene (misplaced??)
Louise Penney book
A Quiet Strength-Janette Oke
Valley of the Shaman-Arlen Andrews
Joyful Poems For Children-James Whitcomb Riley
I Heard God Laugh-Matthew Kelly
Life Is Messy-Matthew Kelly
Franklin and Eleanor
-75

E-book:
The Girlfriend-Abigail Barnett RR!  Some BDSM, but excellent story!
The Summer Without Men-Siri Hustvedt
Leaving Woodvale-Katie Cawood

Karaoke Songs:

8/6

The Old Apartment-Barenaked Ladies Fun to sing, but too low

The Old Man Down The Road-John Fogarty ugh...too low
Sir Duke-Stevie Wonder Took me back to 4th grade, but too low
Sister Christian-Night Ranger Better, but still too low
Heaven Is A Four-Letter Word-Bad English DNH....sigh, remains on the 'searching' list.
I'll Fall In Love Again-Sammy Hagar A keeper, though I'll do it again when voice isn't shot!


8/13: DNG, was exhausted!
NOTE:  Need To Resing Morning After, Siver Threads, and Perform This Way, as well as Moment of Truth and First Night!!!

8/20:
The One I Love-REM???
The One That You Love-Air Supply
The Party's Over-Journey
Sister Golden Hair-America
Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves-Eurythmics
Abacab-Genesis
Invincible-Pat Benetar
Wanted Dead or Alive-Bon Jovi


8/27:
The Power of Love-Huey Lewis and The News
The Power of Love-Celine Dion/Air Supply???
Sixteen Candles
Sixth Avenue Heartache-Wallflowers
Back On My Feet Again-Babys
Angel of the Morning-Juice Newton


TBB (on wish list-was tired of not finding them!)
You Will Never Be Me-Jesse Q Santanto (print)
I'm Not Done With You Yet-JQS (print)
Vera Wang's Unsolicited Advice For Murderers-JQS (print)
All We Ever Wanted-Emily Giffen (print)
Try Again Baby-Julia Wolf (print)
I've Got A Crush On You-Lauren Blakely (print)
Stranger Than Fiction-Chris Colfer (print)
A Wake of Starlight-Tina Murray (print)
The Marriage Bargain-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Trap-Jennifer Probst (2013-$15)
The Marriage Mistake-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
The Marriage Merger-Jennifer Probst (2013-$10)
Into Thin Air-Jon Krakauer (2013-$15)
The Cookbook Collection-Allegra Goodman (2013-$11)
Searching For Someday-Jennifer Probst (2014-$8)
Hard As You Can-Laura Kay (2014-$9)
The Year of Living Biblically-A.J. Jacobs (2014-$15)
Retaliation-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10)
Accused-Yasmin Shiraz (2014-$10) 
Romulus-Marilyn Campbell ($5)
Gaslight Chronicles-Cindy Spencer Pape ($8)
So Far Away-Dakota Madison, et al
Love Realized-Melanie Codina
Love Resisted-Melanie Codina
Assumptions-Melanie Codina
One The Run-Jade C. Jamison
Decker-AD Ellis
Sawyer-AD Ellis
Monster Among The Rose-Linda Kage ($6)
Flower of Heaven-Julien Ayotta
Dangerous Bloodlines-Julien Ayotta
If I Fall-Lydia Michaels ($5)
If You Want Me-Tara Mills
Tomorrow-Samantha Kane
Backdoor Billionaire's Bride-Roz Lee (2019-$5)
The Play-Tawdra Kandle
Hopeful In Yellow-Sandra Sookoo
Magic In Mayflowers-Sandra Sookoo
Zero Chance-Linda Kage (want entire series in print)
Paging Dr, Breakup-Jillian David
The Girl Vanished-Jessica Ann (Jessie Clever)
The Lost Summers-Jessica Ann (Jessie Clever)
Ballad of Us-Sasha Marshall
Naughty, Nice, Never Been Kissed-Cassidy Hudspeth
A Party To Die for-Kerry Schafer
The Paris Predicament-Lexi Haddock
Elle Kennedy books

Monday, August 3, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W24

Day 109:  Warm, 80s; 61 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Riley

Loader:  Jax, DS Ian

1) Arrived and the parking lot was EMPTY!

2) Just after I closed the large garage door, the customer who'd just walked in asked, "Were we not supposed to come in that way?"

"I was just closing it to keep the cool air inside."

3) Customer asked if he could take a cart outside, load up the dog-eared fence pickets, then bring them back inside so I could ring it up. I said, "Or, I just input the item number, you pay, then load them directly into your truck."

Outfit:  Black Rebel Be Free tee, long capris, black danglies


Day 110: Warm, 80s; 92 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Was asked to come in at 4 instead of 5

2) O went to take a pit stop and do the coffee; I was instantly slammed.

3) Customer was upset b/c the lawnmower's return policy is 48 hours instead of 90 days.

4) Around 4:30, a customer was upset the Pros had left; he wanted to add to his quote.  O left Pro Kathy a note.

5) Around 5, couldn't get ANYONE to answer a page or even their phone! Felt like I was in the Twilight Zone....

6) Only got a 15 min break.

7) A $20 bill was hiding in the $10s; reopened my drawer to give the $10 change, then forgot to put the $20 back in the drawer!

8) Levi had a family emergency and left; Karen made the closing announcements.

Outfit:  Original Blue LU tee, long capris, small flower diamonds


Day 111: Warm, high 80s; 39 t/a

ASM:  Daniel

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Found out Ted Hazel passed July 27th.  He was one of my sweeter customers and will be missed.

2) Did my Harassment, Credit, and SMART customer service training without the sound, and scored 100% on all.

3) Had no customers after 9:10. Dusted the top of the Monster and Red Bull coolers.

Outfit:  Blue flowered blouse, long capris, thin gold hoops


Day 112:  Cooler, rain in morning, upper 70s; 74 t/a

ASM:  Keri

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Keri was on the warpath b/c people needed help in flooring; Matt was at lunch and both Shadley and Emma were at the pro desk, helping a customer!

2) Keri caught me outside getting a cart; thought I'd be getting 'the talk', but no....(whew!)

3) Was very busy 4-6:30!  42 customers

4) Final customers were at 8:51 and 9:23.

5) Day began with truck needing a new battery!

Outfit:  Kind People tee, long capris, thin gold hoops

Off until next Wednesday!!!!  Whoot!

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W23

Day 106: Hot, humid, 90s; 77 t/a
ASM:  Keri
HC:  Madi
Loaders:  Jax, Kolton
1) Regional staff was here, but only saw them when I clocked in at 5.  Was told they left soon after.
2) Forgot to give a customer his $5 change....oops!
3) Got new drywall carts!  About freaking time!
4) Discovered 2-drawer mini cabinet in pink!  Can have it shipped to home for only $6....
5) Only got a 5 min pit stop. Not a 15 min break.
6) Madi told me she's applied for the Flooring specialist position (Chad's old one)
Outfit:  Blue Plank LU tee, 1 button cut off capris, zirconian hoops


Day 107: Cooler, 80s; 71 t/a
ASM:  Dan
HC:  Madi
Loader:  Jax
1) Customer goes to #2 and stands.  
"Is anyone here?"
"I'm over here."
He comes over and orders 5 bags of concrete.  Dude, did you even SEE my light on????
2) Had to reset the pin pad after Customer #3.
3) Went to lunch at 8; returned and discovered Chasity had pulled my trash.
4) Customer had several tools, yet stood around while I unloaded them.  Wanted to ask him if his hands worked.....
5) Madi was offered the Flooring Specialist! Bryan's also looking for a new job, as are Zach and Kathy. Emily's not likely to return from Maternity leave.
Outfit:  Gold tee, 1 button cut off capris, zirconian hoops
Off tomorrow!!!!!



Day 108: Slightly rainy; 80s; 64 t/a
ASM:  Shannon
HC:  Riley
Loaders:  Justice, Miguel
1) Was complimented!
"You're always here!"
"I wasn't yesterday...."
"Neither were we....but you're always cheerful, and it's a pleasure to be in your line."
"Aaawwww....thank you so much!"  (made my day!)

2) Pro John had called in, due to seizure
3) Had to ring up Nan and Mel twice; their cart didn't save. The register hijacked and wouldn't ring up the final three items.  Weird.....
Outfit:  Vancouver Aquarium tee, 1 button cut off capris, sea horses.
Off this weekend for Mom's birthday!

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Molly and Erica Road Trip 2026

 It's no secret I turned 60 last December.  My BFF did the same in May. But since we're 90 minutes apart with busy lives, I celebrated at home with family (that's what you do when your birthday is a week before a major holiday!) while she went to Pigeon Forge with her family (her special day happened to fall on a BLACKOUT weekend for me, so I couldn't even go up the day before!)

So what do you do?  "Hey, come to Louisville with me in July.  We'll party our a$$es off!"

Fortunately, two weeks before the event (and the discounted ticket were almost gone!), she agreed.  Her ticket bought; she agreed to be at my house by 8am Friday the 17th.  All was good!

Hiccup #1: I couldn't sleep Thursday night. Finally at 3am, I got up and trolled around the internet for an hour, going back to bed at 4. My alarm was set for 7am.

I did get up on time, drank a cup of coffee, and finished packing.  Erica arrived; I was still in my jammies.

Slight Hiccup #2:  Our new kitten crawled into my suitcase and took up residence while I was getting dressed.  No problem; I'll make sure other things are packed while Miku aka Scrappie Do aka Monster aka Squirt aka Peanut decides to move or I pick her up and reloacate her (that's what I ended up doing, earning me a glare from a nearly 9-week old.  Her mother has taught her well, ha ha!)

8:30 am:  We're on the road! We stop at Walmart in Princeton to top off the tank (a mere $36), run into Walmart for a 6-pack of Blue Berry Kool-Aid, then hit up Burger King for breakfast.  We're back on the highway by 10:15-30-ish.

About  90 minutes later, I pulled off at the Leavenworth exit (I still call it Tell City!) and purchased two footlong sandwiches from Subway, both ham and cheese.  They don't need refrigerated, since we can't check into our room until 3.

Around noon, we arrive and unload the van. My Con Mom, Marian Allen, greets me immediately, as does Jen Selinsky at the check in counter.  Whoo hoo, I have 'my' spot again!  Erica helps me unload, then I return to the van for load #2 and discover she has paid NO ATTENTION to my table displays on FB from last week.  Not to worry; it's a simple fix. I get everything organized, return the wagon to the van, and go park. I also gave her the tiara I'd bought and put on my own.

I come back in and am making some minor adjustments when Jayson William Allen grabs me in a hug...."So good to see you darlin'..." I introduced him to Erica:)

Then I took her on a tour. We started around the corner and introduced her to Jeri Maynard, Barbara Evers ("Don't Get Caught With Your Eyes Closed!"), which earned us both a giraff pendant, and Marian Allen and T.Lee Harris. Then it was on to the vendor hall.....then the 2nd half of the hallway......greeting Stephanie Lanham (Jayson's g/f), Ava Cuvey and Ariella Talix, Santiago Cirillo (he always greeted us with a bow and 'your majesties'!), Troy Maynard (The Very Vocal Viking) and a whole lot more!

I sold one book Friday, to fellow author Sianyn (Shannon in Welsh), who bought Playing With Time.  I'm interested in her Twisted Fairies.

Checked in at 3; we were in Rm 674, a nice hike from the elevators, but a NICE corner room with it's own hallway!  The shower was walk-in, and we had a king bed. Put the sandwiches in the fridge and went back downstairs.

Around 5:30, I was beginning to be hungry, so we went back up and grabbed half our food.  I had a panel at 7, and with the entertainment starting at 8, I knew we weren't going to have time to go get food. Scarfed down my sandwich and at 6:45, covered my table and used the facilities before my panel. Discovered some yellow streaks on my white tee, then was horrified to discover I'd dripped mustard all down the front of my badge and tee!  Oh well, the badge covered most of it.

Panel was good! 'Building Chemistry' had a good audience, and since we'd not received any prep for it, a few of the questions I just echoed another panelist! Marilyn Barr attended and expressed her exasperation we were 'too clean' in our descriptions!  "It's after hours....where are the f**ks?"

Afterward, went back to the room to change my shirt and to soak my other one. Fixed our cocktails (vodka/Kool-Aid) and returned to the ballroom to discover we'd missed the belly dancing, and settled in for Jayson's concert.  Around 11:30, headed back upstairs to decompress and go to sleep.  I did go back downstairs to get another washcloth, and without thinking, hugged Troy Maynard and told him I was going to bed.

Carl Moore's eyes widened and says, "Ohhhh.....I just put it together!"

Troy and I looked at each other. "Put what to-Oh no, we're not TOGETHER!"

Troy puts his arm back around me. "But we are together."

Carl laughed and put his arm around me, sandwiching me between them.

"Ooooh, a Molly Sandwich!"  We had a good laugh, then I went back upstairs and passed out!  My three hours of sleep was definitely catching up with me!


Day 2:  (I promise I won't get so detailed!)

After some confusion as to how the shower handle controlled the water temp (It was in an UP position, and very scalding water kept coming out), plus one trip downstairs to find out what I was doing wrong, Erica figured it out. Whomever had the room before us left it in the wrong position; it was supposed to be DOWN), we each got our showers and headed downstairs.

Jayson showed up and bought my Aiden Kross book!

Spent the rest of the time talking to a LOT of people, giving directions to rooms (Calumet was BEHIND a row of vendors, and you had to go under the stairway to get to it), and selling my banquet ticket to Marian Gosling (and apologizing for the mustard stains!). At 6, we covered the table, nearly had to evacuate due to the fire alarm going off, then went to Chipotle for dinner.  Came back, dressed in our sparkly shirts, fixed another cocktail for each, and went down to the party.

I'd put in Independence Day before figuring out the app, and put in my others. So when I was called up, I was surprised it was Edge of 17 instead. Was complimented, then Erica and I were called up for Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, but my mic was off for the 1st verse! E and I shared hers until they got mine turned on and we had a lot of dancers! Then waited.....and waited....danced, laughed, sang....and waited.  Finally at 11:30, I was able to belt out Independence Day, receiving cheers!  We even got Santiago up to do I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys:) Returned to the room at midnight and passed out!


Day 3:

This is normally the day I'm away from my booth, taking pics of everyone. But instead, I shanghied everyone over to the Imaginarium banner, and we took pics there.  I also sold an UNPRECEDENTED 5 more books!  Normally, my weekend sales are 0 on Friday, 2-4 on Saturday, and maybe one on Sunday. So this was AMAZING!!!!  Broke down the table at 5, and went to the Troll Pub with Aubrey and Baron, like last year. Had a delicious meal of a Mushroom/Swiss burger and Caesar side salad, then took pics in front of the Troll before heading back to the hotel.  Holly had invited us up to their room, and it turned out they were in 774, right above us! After changing into PJs, we fixed our final cocktails and walked up the stairs. I'll admit, we did more observing than actual interaction. The men were around the table, drinking while the women were doing Tarot readings on each other. When Aubrey arrived and set hers up, I almost suggested leaving (we'd been there almost 30 mins by that time), but decided to just watch. I was trying to keep my feelings neutral; I don't believe in that stuff. But when Aubrey flicked over the final card and it was the Sexuality one, then admitted she'd NEVER had that card turn up before, we all lost it!  

At one point, I leaned forward, patted Isa on the shoulder (she was getting the reading) and asked, "Is this a sign she needs to read my books?", which brought MORE laughter from the group!

Then Baron arrived and did one on Aubrey, which nearly had me rolling my eyes at her response to what was shown. After she was done, I asked Erica if she was ready to go back downstairs, so we said goodbye to everyone and left.


Monday:

Intended to sleep in, but was awake by 8, then got moving around 9am. Packed up; I went down to retrieve my wagon and move the van closer to the front door. Saw Carma, Aubrey, Baron, Wayne, Cassandra, and Miss Ruby in the lobby/restaurant, so hugged each one once more. Hauled everything down to the van and checked out. Stopped at the Arby's in Evansville for lunch, then came on home.

Back to reality......had a fun-filled weekend with my BFF, and she said she wouldn't mind a return trip next year! And there are still people who didn't make it this year I need to introduce her too (Brian K Morris, John Pyka, Demetrious Witherspoon, Steven Shrewsbury, Sandy Lender)  So Note To Self:  Get hotel reservations in BEFORE the double queen rooms are booked up!

Esp if Sara decides to come with the kids.  We're gonna need more room.

Also, this convention MIGHT be held elsewhere next year; the convention has somewhat outgrown the Holiday Inn.

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W22

Day 100:  Hot, 90's; 80 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Madi, Levi

Loader:  Jax

1) Discovered DS Charles quit.

2) Discovered the trash bags I'd put in the locker were missing; Bryan was dealing with the same Hispanic customer from last week, so went to Receiving to get more.  Aisle was blocked, so Ricky climbed through and got them for me.  Then Madi was upset b/c it put her behind closing LG.

3)  Had ZERO customers from 8:30-9:30.

4) Nan and Mel arrived at 9:45 (5th trip!) and while N was getting paint mixed, M got his lumber.  Then we waited on N until 10:10. Finally left at 10:15!

Outfit:  Black Journey tee, 2 button capris, small gold hoops


Day 101: Cooler, high 70s; 81 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Was busy 5-5:30

2) Needed o/r at 9:30 for ladder

3) Discovered hours were cut for tomorrow.  Come in at 4, unless approved otherwise.

4) Emily had baby Harrison last night!  7 lbs, 2 oz, 21 inches:)

5) Place cleared out by 9 pm:)

6) Back ache after lunch.

Outfit:  Black, square neck blouse, 2 button cut off capris, small gold textured hoops


Day 102: Warm, low 80s; 84 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Pro John, Justice

1) Woman complained about the lack of help in Lumber:  a) John was at lunch and b) Justice has only been on the floor 4 times.  He's still learning!  "This is pathetic.  Menards is wonderful."

"I'm sorry; we're going through growing pains at the moment, with people being shuffled around."

2) Man complained about not finding any roof jacks. I couldn't find them in the system; he insulted John by saying he was too lazy to go look.  Later, he found them on the site; called Roof BRACKETS, in Aisle 18, bay 13, but we were out.

3) Had to move to #2 around 5, due to being out of $5s and 10s.

4) Dan and Ricky took the hopper before I was ready; John took my trash and ran after them.  On the return trip, I told Dan to drop the hopper and bring in the concrete; he let Ricky do it while he went to the cash office.  "This is how you do things down here, Dan!"

5) Learned Trevor was fired due to NC/NS; Mark stepped down; Zach and Kathy are looking to quit once Shannon takes over Pro; Emily's thinking of not returning after maternity leave.  WTH is going on???

Outfit:  Blue Dept of Having a Good Time tee, 2 button cut off capris, small gold hoops.


Day 103: Warm, low 80s; 92 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Sam, Justice

1) Was BUSY 3-6!

2) Had to move to #2; no $1s, 5, or 10s!

3) Neil had wrong faucet; Mike sold it to him for $100, not the $49 one.

4) Woman's card wouldn't work; turned out it's wasn't activated.

5) Back ached from 6-close.  Before I even sat down!

6) Cleaned out the coffee carafe, but left it in the break room. Riley brought it up.

7) Had a communication issue with a couple; they wanted blocks and rebar, but weren't sure of the rebar. Said they'd be back next week.

Outfit:  Star Wars tee (was told to wear Disney apparal today!), 2 button cut off capris, large zirconians


Day 104:  Rare Sat Cooler but humid 70s; 82 t/a

ASM:  Shannon, Charlie

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Woman pushed empty cart out the doors, then left it outside. *eye roll*

2) Trained Nathanial 6-close

3) No backache!  Stood the entire time.

Outfit:  Purple Sneezing Time tee, 2 button cut off capris, small crystal tear drop danglies


Day 105:  Rare Sun Hot, Humid 80s; 81 t/a

ASM:  Keri

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Justice

1) Customer asked if he could get back in if he left through the Pro doors.

2) Woman asked for help in tools; I paged.  Not a minute later, another woman asked, "Can we have some help?"

"Of course! Where?"

"Down here...in tools." 

John had arrived and he went to help her.

Is there a stupidity epidemic going around?

3) Senor Tequila owner/manager cut in line; I playfully ordered him to the back of the line, then told him he needed to cough up some margarita coupons for both of us!

"For you, Patron tequila!"

4) Was trying to do an LCA but my Zebra would NOT let me type in a phone #, and we couldn't locate the account under the name. So had to do a phone sale.

5) Had four customers walk in ten minutes before closing.

Outfit:  Black lace tee, 2 button cut off capris, sapphire hoops.

Off tomorrow!!!!

3) 

Monday, July 13, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W21 INVENTORY WEEK

 Day 96: Hot, 80s; 71 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  DS Ian, Jax, Donovan

1) Couldn't find Jax for Code 3 or Code 50 for 15 mins

2) Karen looked for light switch ON light; showed her where it was

3) The stool is fixed!!!

4) Place emptied out around 9:30

5) Inventory week, so very short-staffed.

6) Had several returns at close.

Outfit:  Gray Blessed G'ma tee, 1 button capris.  Skipped earrings, due to left one infected.


Day 97: Hot, 90s; 73 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Woman called to me:  Hey sweetheart, can you unlock this for me?"

   Ummmm....I'm not your sweetheart, and I can't leave my register, but I'll call someone for you.....

   SM Maria was nearby; the woman flagged her down.  I wasn't even logged into my Zebra yet!

2) Customer with cabinets had boss on phone.  Tried 3 cards; none worked.  45 mins later, decided to pick them up tomorrow. He spoke very little English; we communicated through the phone translator; it's saved under MY phone # (had to transfer it to Reg #1, in order to ring up customers while we were waiting); I HOPE no one gives me flak about it tomorrow!

3) Due to running out of $5s and $10s, was on Reg #2 from 5:30 to close.

4) Customer returned ceiling tiles and was going to push them back, but got hung up on suckers, so just left it.  WTH???

5) Customer was told we could order the $39 batteries, but we had none in the network and the system wouldn't let me do a PUL. Customer demanded a manager, and Levi was stuck at CS, so sent them up there.

6) Customer arrived to pick up his order, but Fulfillment was way behind, so he picked it himself. Then I couldn't figure out how to print it. He took some of it and pushed the rest behind the Pro Desk and said he'd return in the morning for Pro Kathy to figure out.

7) Reg #2 ran out of $1s; Levi managed to THAT!

8) I misread the time when I clocked out for lunch and clocked in a minute late. Levi was like, 'You're 4 minutes late! Now I only get a 15 min lunch!"  

"I'm sorry; I'm old and stressed out!"

Outfit:  Blue MLU tee, long capris. No earrings, as I'm trying to let my left earlobe heal.


Day 98: Hot, 91; 89 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Madi, Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Customer wanted jobsite box; couldn't locate anyone in HW or Tools. Levi and Donovan found one.

2) Customer wanted metal trashcan discounted for tiny ding at the back. Told her I could knock off $10, but the HC was busy at CS and would most likely be 15 mins to arrive.  They opted to leave it behind.

3) Customer returned a lot of PVC.......off 5 receipts, ten mins before we closed!

Outfit:  Blue floral with sheer sleeves; long capris/ Still no earrings, as I'm hoping the left lobe will heal soon.


Day 99: Hot, 90s; 74 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Donovan

1) Same Hispanic customer from previous 3 days showed me pics of the cabinets he wanted, then had me call his boss.  After being hung up on and not understanding him a few times, we finally tried his card 3 times, but all declined.  At least it was only 20 mins today, as opposed to the hour Wednesday and 45 mins on Tuesday!

2) Customer asked if they could take the cart outside.  Told them no, they must drive their car inside.  Got a laugh!

Outfit:  Blue USA tee, long capris.  Still no earrings yet.

Tomorrow:  Off To Louisville!!!

Monday, July 6, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W20

 Day 92:  Hot, 80s; 66 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Male customer arrived wearing only bib overalls, but at least he had his side panels buttoned up!

2) According to the flow chart, Alex was supposed to work 8-6, but arrived at 7 and was working the night shift. WTH??  Does this mean he's off tomorrow???

3) Arrived @3 only to discover my shift was 3:30-close.  Clocked in, did my AP4Me and LU, printed off my schedule, THEN went to Lumber.

4) Found earbuds on the floor in front of the Pro desk. Turned out to be Riley's!

5) DS Ian arrived at 9pm.  Again, WTH????

Outfit:  Gray LU Plank tee, 1 button cut off capris, silver zirconian hoops.


Day 93: Hot, 80s; 77 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  DS Charles, Pro John, Justice (new guy)

1) Entitled customer:  Wanted quart drywall mud in a bag and left their cart in front of the Pepsi cooler.

2) Alex arrived at 5; Olivia's short day.

3) Took my lunch from 7-8.

4) Customer asked about why we had flat cameras in the parking lot....told him it was extra security, due to thefts.  He said a lot people don't like them, aka 'Big Brother watching'.  John later told me the police put them up, not our company.

Outfit:  Gray USA flowers, 1 button capris, large zirconians.


Day 94: Hot, mid 80s, T-storm; 54 t/a

ASM:  Dan

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  DS Charles, Jax, Justice

1) Arrived at 3, then discovered wasn't due until 5! Read for 2 hours:)

2) Coffee wasn't done and there were a bunch of returns.

3) Olivia pulled her own trash?!?!?!?!?

4) On my 15, took the coffee pot to the break room and set it on the sink while I took back half the returns....then forgot about it.  Theresa cleaned it out; I brought it back after we closed.

Outfit:  Black MOM tee, 1 button cut off capris, large zirconian studs


Day 95:  Last Day With Alex!!! Hot, Rain, 80s; 82 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Korbin

1) Rain at 6:30

2) My stool broke, so was sitting on 5 buckets all evening.  Not the most comfortable seat.

3) Had entitled customer who wouldn't put anything up on the counter.

4) Pizza in Pro and cake in break room for Alex's final day

5) Discovered I was supposed to take my LUNCH at 5, not just a 15. My lunch break came at 8:15!

Outfit:  Vegas Indian Motorcycle tee, 1 button cut off capris, blue sapphire hoops

Off the rest of the weekend for InConJunction!

Sunday, July 5, 2026

America Turns 250!!!!!

 Several events have been planned to celebrate this special year, and I'm proud to be a part of two of them!

Summer On Main 7/26-Cancelled, due to rain, but rescheduled for 7/3.  Unfortunately, I have to work that day, but am hoping I can either a) swap shifts with someone or b) my boss lets me take a very late lunch???  We take the stage at 8:15; I could easily clock out at 8; slide into my place; sing; be back by 9!

Celebration Singers at Lincoln Ampitheatre 6/27:

This is an open-sided venue, so the show goes on, rain or no rain!  We sloshed our way to Jasper, pouring rain the entire time, and ran into flooded roads near Ft. Branch. They very nicely delayed the performance an hour, to give the rain time to move along.

They set us up strangely. Sopranos were to the left; altos on the right. I was scheduled to sit, but all the seats were taken, and rather snottily informed the vacant seats were 'spoken for',  I got myself a chair from the back of the stage and put it in a vacant spot in the 2nd row....next to the snotty lady.

There were two stools to my left, which were soon occupied. The lady on the end asked me if I'd taken her folder; I had not. She found it soon after, then asked me again if I'd moved it. I explained patiently that my spot had been vacant. A few moments later, she asked if she could switch with me. I said no, that she and the other lady were Soprano 1, while I was a Soprano 2.  The other lady swapped spots.

The program is about to start; the sun came out. Nagging Lady Now Beside Me whispers the sun is interfering with her ability to see her music and would I PLEASE swap places?

To keep the peace, I agreed.......then spent an uncomfortable hour with no back support; my left leg went to sleep, and I was now sandwiched between two ladies taking the high notes!  Thank god Precious Rhea was behind me and in my ear; I followed her!  I couldn't even hear the two ladies on either side.

We did stay for Act 1 of Pioneer Song, and I was very impressed with one of the child actors.  She knew her lines and was good at 'emoting' when not in the spotlight!

It still drives me nuts when people INSIST on texting and driving......and using their GPS when they KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!!   I don't CARE if someone needs the code to a house ASAP....you're DRIVING!!!  AND WE'RE LATE......

End rant.  Nuff said.


Friday July 3rd:

Show went off with just a few glitches.  I was able to leave at 7:30 and when Nanette and I arrived, I realized I'd forgotten my music!  Then the piano was too loud...too soft....just right....then too loud again!  Neil Gordon livestreamed it for me; said the connection cut out a few times.

Went to the Hamilton Sing-A-Long, and was disappointed:  I thought they'd have the closed captioning up on the screen, but no.  Left after the 1st song.  Rain was also in the forecast.


Saturday July 4th:

My town received some sad news this afternoon:  Our fireworks were postponed due to the unexpected death of the organizer, who was killed in a freak accident while testing one of the rockets. It malfunctioned and exploded in his face, causing shrapnel to penetrate his brain, killing him instantly.

I'd bought some special Red, White, and Blue sparklers earlier, so we lit them. Will had bought a Magic Mushroom Fountain and some idiot decided to drive down our street while it was going off, WITH his window rolled down.  *eye roll*  Also, the neighbors had a nice display we could see from the porch.


Sunday July 5th:

Sang at the 10:30 service at Westminster Presbyterian in Washington, In with 9 others, and we were complimented. We sang My Country Tis Of Thee and Thank You For The Blessings.  Joyce had also sent us an email with the following message:

"Kim McConnell, the leaders of the Pepper Choplin commission, told him about our performances.  He wrote, Please say, "hello" to Joyce and all the good people in Vincennes. I so enjoyed my time there. Please also tell them that I'm working on singing trip to Greece in October, 2027 and perhaps a concert in the redesigned Lincoln Center, also in 2027.   Cathy Briles is traveling to Croatia this fall to sing with Pepper.  Time to start thinking about trips in 2027!"

While Greece is off the table for me, I would like to return to NYC!




Thursday, July 2, 2026

July Goals

June was a wet, chilly disappointing month.

-Have fun at Comic Con Check!

-Do well at Pride Sold 9:)

 -Do well at Summer On Main 250th USA Celebration Canceled due to rain

-Enjoy performing at Lincoln City 250th USA Celebration Thought we sounded good:)


Health:  My leg wound is completely healed, but I continue to shower with the plastic sleeve, and my accommodation at work has been extended through Aug 26th.

I also fell June 20th (tripped over a flat cart at work) and bruised my knees and right hand.  Beginning to think I should have my hand X-rayed, as it still hurts when I pick up something heavy with that hand.


Books Read:  3

            Print:  2

        E-book:  1

             DNF:  0

Karaoke Songs Added To Good List:  3


2026 Events:

July 3rd:  Singing At Riverfront Pavillion, 8:15pm Check!

July 10-12:  InConJunction Convention, Wyndham West, Indpls Sold 1

July 17-19:  Imaginarium, Louisville, KY Sold 7!!!!

Aug 8th:  Indy Author Event 

Aug 22nd:  Lafayette Comic Con, Tippecanoe Co Fairgrounds, Lafayette, IN ($50-Pd 7/26)

Sept 12th:  StompCon, Fowler, IN

Oct 25th:  Romance and Roses Lit Con, Embassy Suites Indpls Airport, Plainfield, In $50 paid 6/5 Still owe $40 (1/2 table)

Nov 11-15:  ICGAHS

Nov 28th:  Creative Holiday Market, 1972 KCARC

Dec 2-3rd:  GSH Christmas Vendor Event ($50)


July Goals:  

-Lose 5 pounds (start:  240)

-Be able to sing with Choir July 3rd Check!  Was able to leave work at 7:30!

-Be able to sing with Choir July 5th @Westminster Presby. Check!  Hubby let me drive the truck:)

-Get van fixed!!! 7/6: Fixed!  7/9:  Picked it up, but the left front brake caliper needs replaced. Worked on it, but gave D and W a hard time.  Will resume in the morning.

-Do well at InConJunction Bleh....only sold 1, but had a BLAST catching up with friends and buying Honey Bunch/Dana Girl books!!!

-Pay for Erica's pass to Imaginarium ($75) Check!

-Do well and have fun at Imaginarium Check!  Had a blast; Erica had fun; and sold 7!!!  5 on Sunday!!!

-Get jump rings on charms for IAE 400 Check!

-Move daughter and grandson back home Check!

-Buy one more pkg Book Sleeves from Temu

-Buy one more pkg sarcasm notepads from Temu

-Send Daughter's MS to editor

-Republish Rex Nancy working on it

-Fill out passport paperwork and turn it in

-Find out about passport photo Staples???

-Add words to Dragon story stalled and Hallmark-inspired story Check

-Buy new soap dish for MBa 

-Finish trim, lights, medicine cabinet, and shower guard in MBa 

-Pay down CC and start pecking away at med bills

-Read 6 books

-Finish current e-book 


July Reading Schedule: 
Tales From The Sailor Man-Brian Morris, et al (Popeye book) DNF
Love Song-Elle Kennedy RR!  Really enjoyed this and want to read more:)
I Choose Me-Jennie Garth RR!  Really enjoyed this!
I Survived This-Sheady Kyle OMG was this a tough read!  Very angsty and raw.
Cherry Ames Cruise Nurse-Helen Wells Loved this! Bought this from Etsy for my sis, who wants to read it; my copy is buried.
Cherry Ames Dept. Store Nurse-Helen Wells Who knew department stores needed a full time RN in the 40s? Bought this from Etsy, as it's missing from our collection.
Cherry Ames Camp Nurse-Helen Wells Good!  I think I read this at the library, since I KNOW I didn't previously own it.
Mindtalk-A. Alex Come'
Survivor:  Forged In Fire-Jeff Probst
Raised On Radio-Paul Rees
The Return-Nicholas Sparks
Dance With Me-:Luanne Rice
Dial A For Aunties-Jesse Q Sutanto
Summer In the City-Alex Aster
Dr. Alaska-Jillian David
Paging Dr. Breakup-JD
Shelter From The Cold-A. Weber and C.A. Wolff
The Takedown-Lily Chu
House of Deceit-N.E. Butcher
As We Wander The Stars-Todd Black
Dear Hades-Hope Bolinger and Alyssa Roat
Mistress Giselle-JR Froemling
The Spies Down The Street-Ryan O'Connell
8 Billion Genies-Charles Soule
Surviving Lily-M. Black
Double Take-Lynette Eason
Honey Bunch Books:
     -Just A Little Girl
     -1st Garden
     -1st Camp
     -1st Circus
     -1st Trip West
     -1st Airplane
     -1st Zoo
     -1st Big Adventure
     -1st Parade
     -1st Club
     -1st Costume Party
     -1st Pet Show
     -1st Mystery
     -1st Twin Playmates
Dana Girls:  Carolyn Keene
     -Locked Room
     -Study Lamp
     -Tower
The Great Landlocked Sea-E. Davis
Reach Up For The Sunrise-Jen Selinsky
Chicken Pulp-Hericja R. Raymer
The Luck of the Ogre-Annette Miller
Where Shadows Sleep-Lawrence Weill
Tracer-David E Graham
The Girl In The Window-S. Lee Davis
The Watchers of Moniah-Barbara V. Evers
The Lemon Sisters-Jill Shalvis
Kiki-Tommy B. Smith
Chains In The Sky-Carl R. Moore
Legend of Ardmire Castle-Sianyn (Shannon) Leigh
Follow Your Dreams-Conway Stone
Dream High-Conway Stone
The Choice-Anne Greene (misplaced??)
Louise Penney book
A Quiet Strength-Janette Oke
Valley of the Shaman-Arlen Andrews
Joyful Poems For Children-James Whitcomb Riley
I Heard God Laugh-Matthew Kelly
Life Is Messy-Matthew Kelly
Franklin and Eleanor
-62

E-book:
Trysting With A Poisoned Pen-Sandra Sookoo Good story:)
Texas Lullaby-Cynthia D'Alba DRR!  Loved this story!
The Girlfriends-Abigail Barnett


Karaoke Songs:
7/2
The Middle-Jimmy Eat World Did well:)
The Morning After-Maureen McGovern Nailed it, but forgot to record
Silver Springs-Fleetwood Mac Still trying to find the version I like best, but otherwise nailed it!
Independence Day-Martina McBride Crowd fave this time of year; rocked the bar!
Duets:  Picture (with Kevin Snider-it was his birthday!) and Country Roads with Gary:) Did well on both!


7/9:
The Morning After-Maureen McGovern Nailed it!
The Motown Song-Rod Stewart Ugh...managed to get through it...
Silver Threads and Golden Needles-Linda Ronstat Good, but blew the ending.
Perform This Way-Weird Al Fun to sing!

 
7/16
The Moment of Truth-Survivor Not too bad; was on the wrong note on 2nd verse.
First Night-Survivor Nailed it!
Take Me Home Country Road-John Denver Gary and I nailed it:)

7/23
The Mummers Dance-Loreena McKinnet Not too bad; I messed up the timing on 1st verse.
The Name of the Game-ABBA Nailed it, but ran out of breath a few times!
Simple Man-Lynard Skynard Ugh....too low!
Just Breathe-Anna Nalick Nailed it!
Truly Madly Deeply-Savage Garden Did well, even though I discovered my mic was off halfway through!
New Divide-Linkin Park Nailed it!

7/30
The Night Chicago Died-Paper Lace Not too bad....
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia-Reba Nailed it!
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down-Joan Baez Did well!
Since U Been Gone-Kelly Clarkson Good!
Picture-Kid Rock/S. Crowe (duet with Todd) Good!
Ever Since The World Began-Survivor Not too bad:)
Numb-Linkin Park A little rough; was out of breath.



Monday, June 29, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W19

 Day 86: Hot, 90s; 61 t/a

ASM:  Shannon

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Had customer order shingles to be delivered, but when it came time to pay, he kept insisting on a 'code'....DS Ian walked up, and I turned them over to him.  Turned out he wanted it run through VSP!

2) ASM Alex is leaving July 10th; he was offered a job 10 mins from his home!

3) ASM Shannon's taking Alex's place over Pro

4) My upper back ached all night

5) Was light-headed until 7.  Weird,,,,

Outfit:  Gray PU tee, 1 button cut off capris, tiny silver hoops


Day 87: Hot, humid, 94; 45 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Riley

Loaders:  DS Charles, Korbin

1) I think I had more than 45; my stats were stalled at 8pm with 42; I know I had more than three more customers.

2) Arrived at 4:30, after D's Uncle Joe's funeral in Westphalia.

3) Alex said I made his troublemaker list!  Answered, 'Good, I made the FUN one!'

Outfit:  Teal blue tee, black capris, blue 'marble' danglies, cross necklase


Day 88: Hot, Humid, 90s; 85 t/a

ASM:  Daniel

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Korbin, Pro John

1) Customer had LAR, but was not an authorized user,  Tried to tell me to call the 1800 #, but didn't know how to find that screen.  Mgr Alex helped me....Trusted Customer, Mgr o/r, THEN call the #!

2) Customer walked up and thought he said "Shhhh...." to his wife.  So I naturally asked, "Are we hunting wabbit?" They cracked up! Turned out that's NOT what he said, but what followed was a trip down Memory Lane via Loony Tunes lines:)

Outfit:  Gray USA tee, 1 button cut off capris, thin gold hoops


Day 89: Hot, 90s; 98 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Madi

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Madi told me I'm good to leave Friday at 7:30; there's an extra person coming in at 5!  BUT.....Alex had to ruin it by talking to me like a child.

   a) "You're supposed to find your own person to cover"  Yes, but it's a BLACKOUT weekend, and I didn't know who was scheduled and who wasn't!

  b) "It's come to my attention you've been texting about being late or when you need off....you're supposed to call the store."  Do you realize how HARD it is to call to get reach a REAL PERSON now with the AI-crap?  Tuesday, for the funeral, I dialed the minute I hit 6th st.....was disconnected by College Ave, and by the time I hit St. Clair St, was just NOW being put on hold!  So I hung up and dropped by to WALK IN and tell them I was going to be late!  Then I seriously miscalculated how long it would take to get from Westphalia back to Vincennes.

  c) I'll concede this one; the saw was down, so I told the customer to plug in his circular saw in order to cut his plywood.  It was just unfortunate Alex walked up just as he was finishing up.  "You're not allowed to do that; sell him a battery-operated hand saw!"  I'll admit to having doubts about allowing it, so yeah, I was in the wrong here.  But I made sure we plugged it into an acceptable plug!  Give me props for that!

2) Filled out a credit app in Spanish.....THAT was weird.

3) Had three people at 10pm.  1st one was a breeze; 2nd one wrote a check and TOOK HIS TIME; 3rd one was a nightmare.  Card kept declining....he showed me his balance on his phone; ample funds for his $950 purchase. After the 3rd time, I suggested we stage it as a Pick Up Later.  Just as I changed everything, he tells me to wait; goes out to his car; gets ANOTHER card (in the meantime, I hurridly change it all back...thankfully it was only 5 items!) and this one clears.  Hallelujua!  I ring up the toilet, give him his reciepts, and he's out the door.....by 10:25!  Madi and Raven cleaned me out; I took back the three items to Electrical and Tools, then stashed the Aisle 30 one in Lights before putting up my vest.  By now, my irritation with Alex and the last customer was beginning to simmer, so went to karaoke and stayed out until 2am.

Outfit:  Blue stars and stripes tee, 1 button cut off capris, red/white hoops, r/w/b scrunchie (half up).


Day 90:  Sara's birthday/250 Celebration Downtown Hot, 90s; 80 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Korbin

1) Arrived; Olivia AWOL. Kem said she went to bathroom @3 and didn't return until 3:20. THEN at 3:30, announced she was taking her 15. WTH???

2) O left at 4 to cover breaks; customer needed an o/r; hopped on #2 and got slammed. Riley stuck on #1 for 30 mins!

3) Customer had 3 carts; register #1 'froze' after 9 items; didn't catch it and had to reboot cart, then rescan 5 bags and the large items.

4) Left at 7:35

Outfit:  Red Choir top, black capris, white danglies, patriotic scrunchy in ponytail.


Day 91:  Rare Sat, 4th of July Hot, 90s; 50 t/a

ASM:  Alex

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  DS Charles, Pro John

1) Got 'the talk' from Keri...."Your calling in late needs to stop...." I KNOW it's been an issue; I'm fully aware of it!  My leg is healed, so not more trips to E'ville, and I couldn't help the funeral or the concert being pushed back due to rain!  Forgive me; I have a LIFE outside of my job.....

2) Fireworks cancelled, due to organizer passing away.  Found out later a firecracker malfunctioned, sending shrapnel into his brain, killing him instantly.

3) Calmed down a customer who was PO'd due to a) Lumber associates not hearing the Code 3 page; b) His card kept declining; and c) his tax exempt # didn't work.  Did manage to fun it through VSP, saving him $1K, and was able to do a phone sale, saving him a return trip. Alex told me to please use the walky-talky!

4) Two WTH are you wearing customers:  Guy wearing bib overalls and nothing else; female with a skirt so short her ass cheeks were peeking out.  Put some pants on!

5) Customer asked about my fall on 6/20; told him I'm fine, just a little banged up.

6) Got 7/7 on LU!

7) Mgmnt fed us!

Outfit:  Gray 250 tee, 1 button cut off capris, patriotic headband; forgot the earrings.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W18

This is going to be a short week; I have choir practice on Monday and Thursday, then performances Friday and Saturday, then granddaughter Olivia's 4th birthday party on Sunday!

 Day 84: Cooler, high 70s; 87 t/a

ASM:  Keri

HC:  Levi

Loader:  Jax

Welcome to the Twilight Zone!

1) Was asked if I wanted my break at 3:45; I asked Olivia if she left at 5, then said I'd take it at 4:30.  Turned out Olivia was needed to cover a lunch break.  I didn't get my 15.

2) After O left, I was slammed. Had a complicated return with several receipts and had to look up items.

3) Ran out of $1s on #1 and had to hop to #2;

4) Was doing a credit app while also checking out customers

5) Needed an  o/r around 5:30 and couldn't get ANYONE'S attention!

6) Meanwhile, HC Levi puts $1s in #1.....then I ran out of $10s and $5s!  So back to #2.....

7) Finally settled down around 6pm, and Levi sent me to lunch at ten after.

8) Had to take back something in nearly every damn dept....I don't think anyone did returns Sat-Mon.

Outfit:  Black Eclipse tee, 2 button cut off capris, eclipse danglies


Day 85: Warmer, 80s; 95 t/a

ASM:  Daniel

HC:  Levi

Loaders:  Jax, Pro John

1) Customer argued with me; he wanted to use his LCA account, to get the discount, but wanted to pay separately.  Told him it doesn't work that way; he retorted the Pros manage to do it; told him I wasn't a Pro, and this is the only way I knew how,  Got him to use his LAR,,,,then when he tried to make a payment, it wouldn't let him.  He left in a huff.

2) Say former ASM Shaun....told him I was mad at him for seeing Journey without me!  He admitted he only knew 6 of their songs.

3) Conrad and his g/f came in!

Outfit:  Black Dog tee, 2 button cut off capris, small zirconian hoops

Off the next several days!  Thurs, choir; Fri, Summer On Main; Sat, performance @Lincoln City.  Might get called in Sunday; Olivia's birthday is postponed to July 5th due to rain.


Day 86:  Rare Sunday

Monday, June 15, 2026

From The Stupid Files: Y8, W17

Day 80: Cooler, low 70s; 100 t/a
ASM:  Alex
HC:  Riley
Loaders:  DS Charles, Korbin
1) The saw is down and no one told me
2) Had to reboot my Zebra in order to work
3) Customer Frank H b*tched about no one to help him get a fridge, then went to Lumber, where he apparently couldn't get C or K's attention.  Called CS, who got ahold of them.  Why didn't he just walk up and tell me???
4) Olivia's dog did it's business on some shirts and the floor in aisle 5.
5) Had a turtle not want to open; saw Riley smash it on the floor as I went to lunch.
Outfit:  Gray IN tee, long capris, tiny silver hoops


Day 81: Early rain, high 70s; 64 t/a
ASM:  Alex
HC:  Levi
Loader:  Korbin
1) Saw Brent!
2) O spontaneously pulled her trash and handed me her tax exempts!  I almost asked if she was feeling okay....
3) Customer paid $5200 in cash!
4) Denis G arrived for his doors, but had to go get them off the shelf again.  THEN ran out of time and funds to pay for his water heater, toilet, and lumber.
5) Alex is off tomorrow!
Outfit:  Spare parts tee, long capris, gold 'tear drops'.



Day 82: Cloudy, windy, rain, 80; 80 t/a
ASM:  Keri
HC:  Riley
Loaders:  Jax, Pro John
1) O left to cover garden, then help out Fullfillment
2) Thunderstorm at 4
3) Staff threw Emily a baby shower, complete with cake:)
4) Denis G's items were missing this morning; I HOPE he picked them up!
5) Final 2 customers wanted to chat; finally left at 10:10!  Sold one book to Lori Wilson.
Outfit:  Black AK highway tee, long capris, thin gold hoops.
Off tomorrow and Friday for choir and Alex's appt!


Day 83:  Rare Sat: Warm, 80s; 17 t/a
ASM:  Alex
HC:  Levi
Loaders:  Jax, Korbin
Only stayed 2 hours due to tripping over a flat cart.  I'd scanned everything, then misjudged where I was in relation to the end of the cart.  Suddenly I felt myself falling, and managed to flip over onto my back with the wind knocked out of my, along with my dignity.  Glasses had fallen off; I hoped no one would step on them.

Took three male customers to pick me up.  I put my glasses on, wiped the tears from my eyes (I wasn't hurt, just shocked!) and took a few seconds to regroup before resuming my job.  But the bump on my right hand was swelling at an alarming rate, so Kaitlyn and Pro John took over. I went to the back to run some cold water on my hand and calm down; Kait fixed me an ice pack, and called Alex, who told us to come up front. Raven found the video, so we could get the correct time (I'd said 'five minutes ago'....turned out to be more like 20!) and while I was filling out the incident report, my sense of humor kicked in.

"I willingly and knowingly tripped over the cart in protest at being called in on my day off..."

Alex said, "I KNEW it!"

That's not what I put, btw....

Took two tries to get a hold of D, who came back to get me. Kait put my vest up and either she or Raven went down to get my stuff from the Pro Desk, then both of them walked me out to the truck.

Went home and continued to ice both my hand and my knee.

Ended up calling in Sunday, when I woke up with not only my knees, but my shoulders and collarbone in pain.  Took two rounds of 3 Tylenol Arthritis and spent the afternoon at Kyle's for Father's Day.  Hand is still slightly tender, but the swelling is down and just bruised a little.
Outfit:  Black Foreigner tee, long capris, small gold hoops